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Mark Msue · Jul 29, 2017

At a wedding ceremony....Blueface

No matter how evil money is,but being broke is not holly.

Ambiele Kiviele · Jul 29, 2017

*Je wajuaa!?.....*
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Mwanaume ni kama kamba za viatu,anatakiwa kupita matundu mengi kabla ya kufunga fundo
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Numbisa · Jul 29, 2017

*Maumivu ya mapenzi hayaumi kama maumivu ya kwako kuwe hakuna umeme alafu jirani yako awe nao*

Numbisa · Jul 29, 2017

*BANGI SIO CHAI*
Jamaa mmoja kaenda kuchota maji bombani akakuta akina mama wamejazana akawaza njia yakuwadanganya ili achote maji haraka; akawaambia nyie akina mama kuna watu wanagawa nyama barabarani ng'ombe kagongwa na gari. Wale akina mama wote wakimbilia huko kupata mgao wa nyama. Jamaa naye akafikiria kisha akaanza kuwafuata eti: haiwezekani wote wale wakimbilie huko inaweza ikawa kweli,nisije kosa nyama bure

Numbisa · Jul 29, 2017

*ETI UKIPAKA WINO KWENYE JINO,JINO LIKIWA LA BLUE NDIO LINAITWA BLUETOOTH*

*Kingereza hapa ndio mahali pake*

Numbisa · Jul 29, 2017

ELIMU YA BURE KWA KILA
MTANZANIA

TEACHER: How do you call a Lizard in Kiswahili?
STUDENT: Lizard kuja hapa

ISIS · Jul 29, 2017

Ariel Sharon

Numbisa · Jul 29, 2017

*Wanandoa wa Kijapan wakiwa wanabishana hadharani*

*Husband: Takamushi jiku.*
*Wife :hashi jiku mishihe*
*Husband: inamoto kushini hat a pi*
*Wife: jejeta takuna mota shinita*
*Husband: kituya sitina kutara*.
*Wife: totori yatika miniya*

*Uko busy kusoma utadhani unaelewa kijapan kuwaga serious saa zingine*

Ambiele Kiviele · Jul 29, 2017

"Ukiona kila siku anakufuata na unafanya naye ngono na unafurahia na kumsifia tu na ukiongelea kuoana anakwambia hajajipanga, ujue wewe ndio hujajipanga na limbukeni mpuuzi. Kama tangu huko anakotoka ameweza kupanga na kuwaza namna ya kungonoka na wewe usifikiri hajajipanga inawezekana kajipanga sana ila sio na wewe. Endelea subiria mshangazo uendelee na ile kauli yako ndivyo walivyo."

[HASHTAG]#Ukweli[/HASHTAG] Mgumu Mtamu#

JIPIGE PANAPOUMA

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Numbisa · Jul 29, 2017

*Mwalimu*: Taja aina tano ya misimu
*Mwanafunzi*:Minokia, Mitechno, Miinifix, Misumsang na Miwiko

Numbisa · Jul 29, 2017

*Boy:ww ni jua katika maisha yangu bila ww maisha yangu ni mazito kama wingu nene litandalo asubuhi ww upo ndani ya moyo wangu kama maji yatiririkayo kutoka mtoni kwenda baharini tafadhali nikubalie Girl:Unanitongoza au unatabiri hali ya hewa?*

ISIS · Jul 29, 2017

Ariel Sharon

Numbisa · Jul 29, 2017

Mambo vipi? unajua wewe unajitafutia matatizo bure unapoongea maneno uwe unafikiria sio unajilopokea ovyo utakuja kunitafutia matatizo bure ndugu maneno uliyoongea nimeyapata na sijapenda kiukweli,mi nakuheshimu sana na tangu tumejuana sijawahi kukosana na wewe hata siku moja kama huna vitu vya kuongea uwe unakaa kimya, kuliko ulivyofanya,sio vizuri.Ni nani amekutuma umwambie Rais Magufuli eti mimi nafaa kuwa mkuu wa mkoa?
Akili yangu naijua mwenyewe inamatatizo ya Problem

Ambiele Kiviele · Jul 29, 2017

*UTOTO Bwana. ! Mnacheza Mpira Makaratasi , Unapiga Chenga Kibaoo.. Afu Ukifika Golini Ili Ufunge Unakuta GOLI Hamna [emoji16] Kumbe Mwenye NDALA zake Ameitwa Kwaoo... [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]*[emoji95]

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andjul · Jul 29, 2017

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Cole akiona hii moyo phaaaaa! Halafu emoji ya kutembea akienda zake inafuatia...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Cole mtoto mdogo sana,size yake akina Cherie [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

MILL8 · Jul 29, 2017

hivi unajua ebitoke ni bikra?

Ambiele Kiviele · Jul 29, 2017

Numbisa said:
*Boy:ww ni jua katika maisha yangu bila ww maisha yangu ni mazito kama wingu nene litandalo asubuhi ww upo ndani ya moyo wangu kama maji yatiririkayo kutoka mtoni kwenda baharini tafadhali nikubalie Girl:Unanitongoza au unatabiri hali ya hewa?*

Akili Zangu Nazijua Mwenyewe Numbisa

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sawee225 · Jul 29, 2017

Ambiele Kiviele said:
"Ukiona kila siku anakufuata na unafanya naye ngono na unafurahia na kumsifia tu na ukiongelea kuoana anakwambia hajajipanga, ujue wewe ndio hujajipanga na limbukeni mpuuzi. Kama tangu huko anakotoka ameweza kupanga na kuwaza namna ya kungonoka na wewe usifikiri hajajipanga inawezekana kajipanga sana ila sio na wewe. Endelea subiria mshangazo uendelee na ile kauli yako ndivyo walivyo."

[HASHTAG]#Ukweli[/HASHTAG] Mgumu Mtamu#

JIPIGE PANAPOUMA

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ISIS · Jul 29, 2017

Mark Msue said:
At a wedding ceremony....Blueface

No matter how evil money is,but being broke is not holly.

Hey brother

i keep ma promise · Jul 29, 2017

Ambiele Kiviele said:
UJUE UMBALI WA KWENDA KWENU

1. DAR - ARUSHA 646 KM
2. DAR - KAHAMA 961 KM
3. DAR - BABATI via moro 876 KM
4. DAR - BARIADI 1127 KM
5. DAR - BUKOBA via kahama 1433 KM
6. DAR - DODOMA 451 KM
7. DAR - GEITA 1228 KM
8. DAR - IRINGA 492 KM
9. DAR - KIBAHA 35 KM
10. DAR - KIGOMA via itigi 1258 KM
11. DAR - KIGOMA via kahama 1476 KM
12. DAR - LINDI 452 KM
13. DAR - MBEYA 822 KM
14. DAR - MOROGORO 192 KM
15. DAR - MOSHI 566 KM
16. DAR - MPANDA via itigi 1383 KM
17. DAR - MTWARA 556 KM
18. DAR - MUSOMA 1370 KM
19. DAR - MWANZA 1152 KM
20. DAR - NJOMBE 710 KM
21. DAR - SHINYANGA 989 KM
22. DAR - SINGINDA 696 KM
23. DAR - SONGEA via moro 949 KM
24. DAR - SONGEA via lindi 1054 KM
25. DAR - SUMBAWANGA 1150 KM
26. DAR - TABORA 829 KM
27. DAR - TANGA 354 KM

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Daaah DAR ndo kila ktu

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