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[The Icebreaker]

Ndiye aliyewapiga Hiroshima na Nagasaki

Wajapan hawatakaa wamsahau huyu jamaa !!!

 

[Cole Williams]

Kweka Kaka,salama huko?

Mungu anasaidia Afya njema ipo
Ashukuriwe Mungu

 

[Numbisa]

Masai alienda kwenye Nyumba ya Ibada wakati wa kuinama ikatokea jamaa akawa amemgusa makalio kwa bahati mbaya. Masai akadhani labda ni utaratibu wa hiyo Nyumba ya Ibada na yeye akamgusa wa mbele yake makalio.

Jamaa wa mbele: Wewe Masai vipi? (Kwa sauti ya kunong'ona)

Masai akajibu: Imeansa huku nyuma endelesa huko mbele.

Kweli Masai hawapendagi ujinga.

 

[Numbisa]

JAMANI MWENYE NYAVU ANIAZME NATAKA NIVUE NGUOOO

 

[Numbisa]

Utoto bado sijaacha..!!

*Nimefika Ubungo stendi ya mabasi wapiga debe wakawa wanasumbua sana wananiuliza naenda wapi, nikajibu ZANZIBAR.*
*Nimewaacha nawasikia wanataja sehemu za siri za binadamu itakuwa wanakumbushana biology*

 

[Numbisa]

Mwanaume wa Kweli ni Nani?

Mwanamume wa ukweli ni yule ambaye anatangulia HOTELINI kwanza na kumuambia Mhudumu wa Hoteli Nikija na MCHEPUKO wangu, nikiulizia Kuna Chakula gani sema "imebaki Chai na Maandazi tu

 

[The Icebreaker]

Mnyama hatari duniani...

Lakini MBU ndiye anayeongoza kwa kuua mamilioni ya watu kwa mwaka duniani.

 

[myoyambendi]

professor Ibrahim Haruna Lipumba mwenyekiti halali wa CUF

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[Numbisa]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji2]yaani wewe khaaa nawaza ugomvi wa grace na mumewe

Hahahaha itakua ww3

 

[The Icebreaker]

Once u steal then u became a sinner

Who is a sinner among these three?

(1) Someone who steal the bible from church to read at home?
(2) Someone who steal money at home and give offering in church?
(3) Someone who steal offering in church to give the poor and orphans?

 

[myoyambendi]

But to live doesn't mean you're alive

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[The Icebreaker]

Nice to hear that

Mungu anasaidia Afya njema ipo
Ashukuriwe Mungu

 

[Cole Williams]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji2]yaani wewe khaaa nawaza ugomvi wa grace na mumewe

Usije fanya kama grace Sawa my love

 

[myoyambendi]

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[ISIS]

10:10
AMUN RA
Judge number 54
UNIVERSES are on my side forever

 

[myoyambendi]

10:10

 

[myoyambendi]

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