Shimba ya Buyenze
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You call me with a private number and you expect me to speak first...... my friend we will breathe on the phone till you hang up.[emoji23][emoji23]
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The best things in life, either makes you drunk, fat or pregnant!![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][/QUOTE
What about getting promoted..!
Lakini ujiandae jasho lako lote a.k.a urithi kuhamia na kulisha ukoo mwingine buuure.Zamani nilikuwa natamani kupata matoto ya kiume tupu ila tangu hili seke seke lipambe moto aisee natamani nipate mabinti tupu. Sad !!!
Sawa tu !!!Lakini ujiandae jasho lako lote a.k.a urithi kuhamia na kulisha ukoo mwingine buuure.
We miss u 2Nimewamiss humu
Mkuu niajeinakuaje ninja wangu
Uniq na dadangu wakiwa wamejificha wananong'ona. Yaani nimewaona kabisa laivu kichwani. Mikwara yako si ya kispoti spoti aisee [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Ipi hiyo mkuu
HahahaSasa matokeo yake wanawalazimisha wafanye kazi ambazo hawaziwezi.
Mpaka sasa watu zaidi ya 2,000 wameshajiandikisha. Hali ya huko haina uhakika kwa sababu hakuna maji wala Oksijeni. Ni kila mtu kupambana na hali yake [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]I'm ready lakini nipate uhakika wa hali ya uko
Mwenyezi mungu anasema unakojipeleka ndiko anakokuongoza, pamoja na baraka za mola wetu, sifa pia kwa viongozi wliotuongoza njia ambayo mola wetu ametuongozea. Jitihada za wale wenye nia ya kuvunja umoja wetu kwa kukazana kurudi kwenye ukanda, ukabila na udini zishindweHuwa najiuliza kwa nini Mungu ilimpendeza nikazaliwa kwenye Ardhi ya Tanzani..!
Nikisema nalala ni kweli nalala.......
Nikisema nikatembelee ndugu zangu ni kwa ujasiri wote......
Nikisema nikasali, nasali bila chembe ya woga....
Nikisema nikafanye kazi, mpaka shati naeza vua..!
Nikissema nikasema nikatanue, hofu sina hata chembe.....!
Nakadhalikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............ wakuu mtamalizia...........!
Ni kwa sababu ya amani tuliyokilimiwa na Mwenyezi Mungu, So guys tuwe wenye kushukuru kwa bahati hii ya upendeleo....! Na chembe zote za kutaka kuondosha hii tunu tuzipinge bila kusahau kumsihi Mungu atuepushe........!
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Mkuu habari za jioni hii
They may have a point there...This is too funny bro...!
I went to a certain Chinese office looking for an accounting position..!
Guess what..? they told me that., we only hire women for that position because their careful than men..!