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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The amount of makeup on some of these girls' faces is enough to paint two rooms

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mbona tulipe nyumba mbili na most of the times wewe huwi kwangu??[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] .... Vile marriage za Narobi huanza

 

[Numbisa]

Mapovu laivu wapi,ntakula kona kali

Nimekupata bageshi. Mapenzi ya mtandaoni haya (hasa ya kwenye uzi wetu huu pendwa) mara nyingi (99.99%) ni utani tu. Ni njia mojawapo pia ya kupunguza machungu ya kuisoma namba.

Ila mi nikipita Mwanza nitakutafuta tu tuje tupambane kwa mapovu laivu [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you're short, please stop celebrating your birthday. You're not growing up

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Alafu wale watu wa Despacito mmenyamaza sana...Ama maisha ni ngumu mumerudia Reggae?

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[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When you see a poor African man eating chicken it is either he is sick or the chicken was sick[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]. Other news is that Its only in Africa where parents remove eye glasses to listen what you're saying

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye![emoji81][emoji24]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Midekoo]

Ndio maana tunakupenda wengi.

Asantee kwa maupendo

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

Mmmh

Sijawahi ona numbisa appreciate

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Numbisa we huwa nakumiss mno sema udomo zege tu. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

Asantee kwa maupendo

Karibu tena Beef Lasagna

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Condoms are like PARENTS.

They protect us, but there is too much fun when they are not there! [emoji23][emoji38]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Numbisa we huwa nakumiss mno sema udomo zege tu. [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]. Kwema mkuu? Bado uko Kibiti au ulishahamishwa?

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

Hivi we pimbi carbamazepine bado umepotea

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tuwalinde watoto !!!