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[Gordita]

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

Hahahahaha ya gongo tu

Gongo anakunywa ho chi minh nahisi yatamfaa[emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

HUU NDO UMUHIMU WA ENGLISH KATIKA MAPENZI

jaribu kumwita mpenzi wako "my sweet potato" atakuelewa ila mwite kwa kiswaili " *kiazi wangu mbatata*"hiyo itakuwa vita ya tatu ya dunia

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

Acha nikalale naona unanichosha tu[emoji30][emoji30][emoji30]

Labda ulale ili uongeze urefu hata kidogo[emoji23] [emoji23]
Upunguze kunisumbua kununua viatu virefu[emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[Numbisa]

Hata kizibo ni mfuniko lakini hauwezi
kufunika sufuria.

 

[Numbisa]

Hata uwe kauzu vipi, huwezi kujamba wakati unatongoza.

 

[Numbisa]

Umeme hauna kiuno lakini unaongoza kwa kukatika.

 

[Numbisa]

Hata uwe na haraka vipi kwenda Zenj, huwezi kupanda Jahazi ya Yusuph Mzee.

 

[Numbisa]

Hata njiwa nae ana makinda, lakini hawezi kuwa spika wa Bunge.

 

[Numbisa]

Kama ubinadamu kazi mbona hatupewi mishahara?

 

[Numbisa]

Hata uwe na magari mangapi chooni utaenda kwa miguu.

 

[Numbisa]

Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria.

 

[Gordita]

In my stomach there's a pain
See you walk in my direction I go the other way
I start to stutter when I speak
Try to stand but my knees go weak
What happening to me in the dark can you tell me what it means
I lay my head on my pillow
Staring out the window
Wish on a star for a sign
It's the reason why[emoji445] [emoji445] [emoji445]

 

[Yegomasika]

Ukichanganya wali na choroko unapata mseto, lakini hautibu malaria.

Numbisa unatutega! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji1550][emoji1550]

 

[Yegomasika]

Salamaleko pale wote kwa mpigo!

 

[carbamazepine]

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Numbisa unatutega! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji1550][emoji1550]

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Kumekuchaaa tayari

 

[Numbisa]

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Numbisa unatutega! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji1550][emoji1550]

Hahahahaa polee

 

[Numbisa]

Ha

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Kumekuchaaa tayari

HahHaha

 

[Numbisa]

Mbona hampost,ngoja nikatafute ma insha ya kumwaga hapa

 

[Yegomasika]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Kumekuchaaa tayari

Mambo?