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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Slay queens ni wale madem walikuwa wamechanganyikiwa class...
Teacher:What is 3x+3y=?
Slayqueen:Gosh teacher...how can you mix numbers and letters

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You borrow 20sh from your wife. And then after two days you give her 200sh without saying anything!! She will still ask for the 20sh you borrowed her,, they be like "hubby the 20sh wasn't mine the owner is seriously disturbing me[emoji17]!
I tell you This world is not funny without women[emoji68]. [emoji108][emoji108][emoji126]

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Imagine a betslip like this*
*Crystal 2-1 chelsea 1*[emoji736]
*Watford 2-1 Arsenal 1*[emoji736]
*Dortmund 2-3 Lepzig 2*[emoji736]
*Juventus 1-2 Lazio 2*[emoji736]

THEN STAKE WITH 10K..[emoji41] Your wealth will confuse the witches in your village.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If a guy invites u to his house and his friends starts leaving the room one by one...My sister,follow the last person[emoji23][emoji23] thank me later

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ujinga Reloaded :
Kidogo kidogo pale kwa club unadance solo...kalightskin kanakukamia kakismile... Unaanza kushukuru sir Jah.. Kanakusugua 30 seconds then kanawhisper kwa skio yako "nibuyie blackice mbili" mwanaume una 30 kwa mpesa lakini unajikaza kumdanyanya phone imezima.... Kanasmile kanaenda... After 2mins kanarudi na power bank
# Saitan

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ati yafaa ukae kwa ndoa mda gani ndo uanze kusukumia mzee chakula na mguu[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]?

 

[myoyambendi]

If girls had beards they would shave them and draw their own.

duh!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you are still praying in English your problems are still small... Usibishane na facts

Ukweli[emoji23][emoji23] – 93
[emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106] 69%

Bangi – 30
[emoji106][emoji106] 22%

– 11
[emoji106] 8%

[emoji186] 134 people voted so far.

 

[Midekoo]

Family

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Wale wote katika kipindi cha mitihani (shuleni) mliokuwa na tabia ya kuwaambia wenzenu kuwa, "sijasoma kabisa", lakini kwenye chumba cha mtihani mlikuwa mnaomba makaratasi ya ziada ya kujibia maswali (extra answer sheets)....nawatakia:-*

*HAPPY YUDAH's DAY!!!*
*Wasaliti wakubwa Nyie*☹

 

[Midekoo]

Family

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Elimu, elimu, wlimuuuu !!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hii huitwa sala ya ushindi [emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120]

 

[Numbisa]

Hee tena?

Ee haijaisha

 

[Midekoo]

 

[Numbisa]

Hii kesi ni ile ya Kanumba?

NDio

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]