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FAMILY POLITICS

A mother-in-law, was welcoming her newly wed Daughter-in-law and explaining the hierarchy:

"I am Vice President, Home Affairs Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house. Your Father-in-law is the President, Defense and Security Minister and Foreign Affairs Minister. My Son, I mean your husband, runs the Ministry of Demand and Supply, Finance and Economic Affairs and my daughter runs the Planning & Development Ministry. Now you tell me, which Ministry would you like to run?"

Daughter-in-law instantly replied with a smile: "Dear mother-in-law, I'll be the leader of the OPPOSITION!!"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
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