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[Maestro 87]

Like za bure[emoji12] [emoji12]

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

Sijakimbia wait weekend utakula bao zako za kutosha

Utakuja kusema hapa mwenyewe na kunipa pongezi labda uwe na roho ngumu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kwendaaa. Wanaohama timu wana kelele jaman

Novemba 7 hiyooo. Andaa likes zangu 100 za chapu chapu bila kukosa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Kichwa Kichafu]

Kwendaaa. Wanaohama timu wana kelele jaman

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mwanaume apigwa na butwaa baada ya kumkuta mamba nje ya nyumba yake

Muungwana Blog 2

Mwanamume mmoja katika kijiji kilicho jimbo la mashariki mwa India la Orissa, alipigwa na mshangao baada ya kumpata mgeni ambaye hakumtarajia nje ya nyumba yake - mamba wa urefui wa mita 3

Dasharath Madkami alimpata mamba huyo baada ya kuamshwa na sauti zisizo za kawaida usiku.
Cc:Yegomasika
Cc:mzee wa liver

Wengine tulishatishiwa maisha kutumiwa mamba kwenye maji ya kunywa. Tusije tukapata naitimea bure jamani [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Jamaniiii ......

 

[Numbisa]

Hahahahaa hausahau tu. Zipo standby

Novemba 7 hiyooo. Andaa likes zangu 100 za chapu chapu bila kukosa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Hahahahaa hausahau tu. Zipo standby

Novemba 7 hiyooo. Andaa likes zangu 100 za chapu chapu bila kukosa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Utakuja kusema hapa mwenyewe na kunipa pongezi labda uwe na roho ngumu

Kuna kipind nilidhan nna roho ngumu wee ndugu yangu mwaka jana akawa critical icu. Kwenda hosp kumuona tu nkaanza kulia. Nkaambiwa vibaya kumlilia mtu alie ahai kujikaza ngumu.

Kwa mpira ntakukaushia tu hahaha hasa kama man u ikila kichapo

 

[moudgulf]

Habari za jioni mliopo Tanzania na maeneo ya jirani

 

[moudgulf]

Kupungua kwa likes siyo mwisho wa uzi huu

 

[moudgulf]

Uzi unasonga kwa spidi ya kinyonga

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Girls are like butterflies;the more you chase after them,the more it will trail deeper and deeper into the forest,but when you stop chasing after them and focus on other things,it will slowly come and rest on your shoulders.*

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]Do as the wise dictates

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

EXAM QUESTION

1. Black is a colour,
White is a colour,
But Black and White TV is not a Colour TV.
Discuss.

2. If soap and water make the body clean, then what makes the towel dirty after bath?
Discuss.

You are free to use calculator.

 

[moudgulf]

Toka spidi ya black mamba mpaka spidi ya kinyonga, haya ni mafanikio makubwa kwetu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Uhuru Kenyatta Stop [emoji135]‍♂[emoji135]‍♂Visiting Schools While Exams Are On, Students Will Be Made To Believe Attaining 38% Mark Is An Achievement.

 

[moudgulf]

Maana wakati ule tulikuwa hatusomi post zenu, ulikuwa ni mwendo mbio wa likes,

 

[moudgulf]

Angalau sasa tunapata muda wa kusoma kila kitu hapa,

 

[moudgulf]

Haya ni mafanikio makubwa kwenye uzi wetu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Do you know marriage is the cheppest way of having sex?? You pay dowry of 200k and you stay with the woman for more than 30yrs, which means you pay Sh6667 per year, Sh556 per month and Sh19bob per day or less and you go as many rounds as you wish. Why go for a prostitute to pay 1000 for one stand tena round moja.
Wanaume muoe na muwache ujinga.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]