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[AbouZakariya]

Likes zinaendelea

Mwaga like upate likes.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wabongo hawaishi vituko.
Jana nilikuwa pale Magic Barbershop, akaingia jamaa na mtoto.
Jamaa akanyolewa nywele na ndevu, akaomba na mtoto anyolewe pia, dogo alipoanza kunyolewa jamaa akaaga kwamba anaenda kumchekia dogo viatu dukani.
Masaa matatu yakapita.
Vinyozi wakamuuliza dogo "Baba yako amekusahau nini?" Dogo akasema "Yule sio baba yangu, nilikuwa napita hapo nje, akanishika mkono na kuniambia TWENDE PALE TUKANYOLEWE BURE...!!"

 

[mpenda arage]

Nlipofika Ntwara, nlinkuta njomba, nkewe na ntoto wao. Ila amekuwa nkubwa saivi.

 

[Gordita]

Hujui tu amani ya kweli iliyoufunika moyo wangu baada ya kusoma maneno yako haya thibitishi. Tusimame imara baby. Hawa akina Andjul na kundi lake hawa ni waharibifu tu wa ndoa za watu halafu wakishaharibu wanasepa. Nakupenda bebi...

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Nakupenda Shimba

 

[BAK]

Attitude is Everything

The greatest discovery of any generation is that a human being can alter his/her life by altering his/her attitude.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lets be clear on this...
If you can afford to have a birthday party na hii uchumi ya Kenya please please si lazima muimbe wimbo ya "Happy Birthday" hadi mwisho...

Some of us attended because of the cake[emoji57]

 

[Gordita]

ONYO:-Mwanamke kimbaumbau haruhusiwi kukatiza hapa, panalindwa na mbwa wakali pamoja na Masai. Sitahusika kwa madhara yoyote yatakayompata!

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[BAK]

Weka likes pata likes

Mbili

 

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[AbouZakariya]

You can't fool all people all the time

Ni kwa muda fulani na watu fulani tu.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

ONYO:-Mwanamke kimbaumbau haruhusiwi kukatiza hapa, panalindwa na mbwa wakali pamoja na Masai. Sitahusika kwa madhara yoyote yatakayompata!

Vimbaumbau jamani mnavionea tu.....

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Due to increase in the rate of "fornication", if I were God... The next generation kids will receive their reproductive organs on their wedding day.....

No wedding[emoji135]No organs
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