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[Gordita]

Koh koh koo! [emoji124][emoji124]

Yegoo una kikohozi kuanzia lini au vumbi?

 

[moudgulf]

Mkuu hii si mpka utumie winchi

Kabla hujakutana naye inakulazimu kwenda kutana na mtaalam anayetoa ile kitu iitwayo "Shaft Bomba"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Viagra can make your pee turn blue​

 

[Yegomasika]

Paaaaap! Out cold......

Take that to the bank Yegoooooo !!!

Nadhani Niko allergic na baridi! Si unajua kiwinter kimeanza, nakohoa tu bhana! [emoji1][emoji1]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Fish are cold-blooded like reptiles and amphibians. They can’t control their body temperature.

 

[carbamazepine]

Kwa wale wanao amini[emoji116] [emoji116] [emoji116] [emoji116] [emoji116]
For believers only...

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Ups and Downs are the part of life.. One should become so, that everything is neutral to him, letting life to God.. This will always make your mind and soul in the purest form without tensions.. Because once u have given off all your tensions to the God you become above the level of the others and thats all brings you the inner you. [emoji4]

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[Yegomasika]

Yegoo una kikohozi kuanzia lini au vumbi?

Baridi mwanawasu! Hujambo lakini?

 

[carbamazepine]

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I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

―Dr. Maya Angelou

 

[Gordita]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nadhani Niko allergic na baridi! Si unajua kiwinter kimeanza, nakohoa tu bhana! [emoji1][emoji1]

Nenda ukakoholee Nansio kwenye joto. Kwani wamekufunga kamba huko? Kaone !!!

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[carbamazepine]

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"That’s all we would do was just laugh, laugh, and laugh. We couldn’t afford to put any stress in my life, because we knew stress was one of the worst things you can do while you’re trying to heal yourself."

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[Gordita]

Baridi mwanawasu! Hujambo lakini?

Mie sijambo kabisa yego, Pole sana aisee
Tafuta tanawizi utafune kama nusu kilo hivi[emoji124] [emoji124]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

An award winning middle schooler's science project showed that on average 70% of the time ice from fast food restaurants is dirtier than toilet water.

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mie sijambo kabisa yego, Pole sana aisee
Tafuta tanawizi utafune kama nusu kilo hivi[emoji124] [emoji124]

Good advice mke. Na akimaliza hiyo nusu kilo alete mrejesho ili tumuongezee zingine kama atakuwa hajapona !!!

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[andjul]

Nilikua naona bora sindano kuliko dawa

Hadi leo sijawahi kufikiria kuwa ipo siku nitachoma sindano.Kwa mara ya kwanza nilichoma sindano za dripu za kwinini pale Kibamba dispensari ya masista(iresti ini pisi wameibomoa,magu huyuuu!!!) mwaka 2003,sijarudi tena hospitali.
Ni roho mbaya sana mtu kumwandikia dawa za sindano.

 

[Rutashubanyuma]