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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

For every object there is a distance at which it looks its best​

 

[Yegomasika]

Mie sijambo kabisa yego, Pole sana aisee
Tafuta tanawizi utafune kama nusu kilo hivi[emoji124] [emoji124]

Daa, nusu kilo? Asante, nitajaribu! [emoji1]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hadi leo sijawahi kufikiria kuwa ipo siku nitachoma sindano.Kwa mara ya kwanza nilichoma sindano za dripu za kwinini pale Kibamba dispensari ya masista(iresti ini pisi wameibomoa,magu huyuuu!!!) mwaka 2003,sijarudi tena hospitali.
Ni roho mbaya sana mtu kumwandikia dawa za sindano.

Ina maana wewe huuguagi? Siri yako ni ipi? Au kubomoa ndoa za ndugu zako na kuchukua wake zao inakupa hormonal rush na ku-impruvu immune system yako?

 

[andjul]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] Samaki mkunje....

Muone nae huyu,unashabikia nini hapo?
Wewe mwenyewe mharibifu namba moja.Yua medisini izi ini ze kicheni tokotaringi [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Yegomasika]

Nenda ukakoholee Nansio kwenye joto. Kwani wamekufunga kamba huko? Kaone !!!

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. As if they aren't scary enough. ​

 

[Gordita]

Good advice mke. Na akimaliza hiyo nusu kilo alete mrejesho ili tumuongezee zingine kama atakuwa hajapona !!!

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] nlisahau kumwambia na lemons pia za kutosha[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Gordita]

Daa, nusu kilo? Asante, nitajaribu! [emoji1]

Uongeze na lemons kama 20 hv [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Muone nae huyu,unashabikia nini hapo?
Wewe mwenyewe mharibifu namba moja.Yua medisini izi ini ze kicheni tokotaringi [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Ina maana alifanikiwa kumchukua Nsamaka?
Nawe ukaona umalizie hasira zako kwa mdogo wako mpole asiye na maneno na mtu Cole?

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

Baridi mwanawasu! Hujambo lakini?

Ugua pole!

 

[andjul]

Kwendraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!

[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124]utanitambuaje kama nimeokokaa...[emoji444] [emoji445] [emoji444] [emoji445] [emoji443] [emoji442] (Ana maanisha kuwa eksi awe "jakitoo" na yupo kwa kayego...)

 

[Gordita]

The Addams family

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ai swea.
Kuna watu huwa hawatafuni...
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Its important for the food to mix in saliva, for it to taste​

 

[Yegomasika]

Ugua pole!

Asante mkuu!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124]utanitambuaje kama nimeokokaa...[emoji444] [emoji445] [emoji444] [emoji445] [emoji443] [emoji442] (Ana maanisha kuwa eksi awe "jakitoo" na yupo kwa kayego...)

Kwani umeombwa kutoa ufafanuzi?
Kha !!!

 

[Rutashubanyuma]