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[mapinduzi daima]

Sikuongeza chumvi Mkuu ni ukweli mtupu. Hekima, busara, mapishi na usafi vyote kajaliwa huyu Dada yako Mkuu. Madada wa hivi siku hizi ni nadra sana kuwasikia.

Kumekucha Chief
Mwenyezi Mungu ni mkuu

Maombi kwa Nchi yangu na Rais wetu aongoze Nchi kwa HEKIMA na Busara ili Wananchi waishi kwa amani na kupata maendeleo

Kila mwenye pumzi na aseme
Ameeeeen

 

[myoyambendi]

likes posti zetu, utapata likes

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Guu la huyu mama jamani !!!

 

[Mwifwa]

Sikuongeza chumvi Mkuu ni ukweli mtupu. Hekima, busara, mapishi na usafi vyote kajaliwa huyu Dada yako Mkuu. Madada wa hivi siku hizi ni nadra sana kuwasikia.

Mimi napigia tu jibu mstari mkuu wala usijali

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mkuu, kuna mtu kaiba password yako nini! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]. Karibu JF whea wi dea tu toko openili...[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]

 

[Chuck j]

Inakula imefunga macho

 

[BAK]

Kumbe si misabwanda tu na guu la haja pia! Hauko pekee yako Mkuu.

Guu la huyu mama jamani !!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

That moment when your battery is at 3% and you see your Boss upload pictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out![emoji87]

Don't even bother explaining, pal, just find another job[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Maasai and kalenjin hapo kwa pigs Niaje

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Alphie Tiffie:
Nimeona vituko hii Christmas kweli ....
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Mluiya moja amenunua 1kg ya nyama achomewe after kuiva akaweka ipimwe tena ikatoka 3/4.
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Akauliza 1/4 imeenda wapi akajibiwa imeenda na moto .
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Akauliza kumaanisha nikinunua 1/4 ichomwee sitapata hata kakitu .
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Wadau huyu jamaa hajajibiwa mpaka sai

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hehe, na hii holiday iko na vituko
Aty kuna mluhya apa amepika ugali then akaonja yote[emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ukiskia dem anataka boy mfupi,[emoji137]‍♂[emoji137]‍♂mpee number zangu..[emoji12][emoji12]‍♂‍♂
[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Bachelor hafai kupika samaki. Unaeza nyongwa na mfupa ukose mtu wa kukupiga ngumi kwa mgongo ukufe.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Oooooh jamaniiii...
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Cyprian Nyakundi says Marrying a lady aged 27 and above is like buying a newspaper in the evening.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Maparachichi for life....

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Maegesho !!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Maslay Queens baada ya kuslay siku nzima !!!

 

[BAK]

Hahahahaha lol!

Alphie Tiffie:
Nimeona vituko hii Christmas kweli ....
.
Mluiya moja amenunua 1kg ya nyama achomewe after kuiva akaweka ipimwe tena ikatoka 3/4.
.
Akauliza 1/4 imeenda wapi akajibiwa imeenda na moto .
.
Akauliza kumaanisha nikinunua 1/4 ichomwee sitapata hata kakitu .
.
Wadau huyu jamaa hajajibiwa mpaka sai

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

“Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does”

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Girls that can finish a plate of rice without touching the chicken can keep their Virginity till marriage.[emoji817][emoji18]

 

[BAK]

Dah! Kajikojolea kabisa! Chezeya pombe weye

Maslay Queens baada ya kuslay siku nzima !!!