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Mwenyezi Mungu ni mkuu

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Ameeeeen
 
That moment when your battery is at 3% and you see your Boss upload pictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out![emoji87]

Don't even bother explaining, pal, just find another job[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Maasai and kalenjin hapo kwa pigs Niaje
 
Alphie Tiffie:
Nimeona vituko hii Christmas kweli ....
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Mluiya moja amenunua 1kg ya nyama achomewe after kuiva akaweka ipimwe tena ikatoka 3/4.
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Akauliza 1/4 imeenda wapi akajibiwa imeenda na moto .
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Akauliza kumaanisha nikinunua 1/4 ichomwee sitapata hata kakitu .
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Wadau huyu jamaa hajajibiwa mpaka sai
 
Hahahahaha lol!

 
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