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Tena nauli ya ndege [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahaha

 

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Foolishness is when your name is solomon yet you have one girlfriend. [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
What a waste of such precious name!!!![emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji6][emoji6][emoji6][emoji6][emoji6]

 

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I hate it when am dating a lady and she think am dating 4 other gals and in reality they are just 2.....

 

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Ladies don't kill urself trying to look expensive,we men don't even know the difference btwn Brazilian hair and Goat hair!

 

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Atleast nimeingia butchery for the first time this month... Kuuliza kama msee wa kunoa visu ameonekana area[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

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Your Grandparents are Still Together Because Your Grandma Didn't Have A Phone To Text Other Guys Back In The Days. Don't argue with me
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The way people die on radio [emoji45] during a radio program is so alarming. You will just hear, Hello! hello! Oh we lost him!
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No matter how serious your relationship could be, your boyfriend or girlfriend is always single in every document they fill.
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You know its January when your mpesa balance goes below your real number of age[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

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Tume agree na landlord nimfunze kudance odi dance, then nisilipe rent.
I'll address the nation shortly[emoji23][emoji23]

 

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I just read that 4,890,677 people got married last year.

I need wisdom to understand

 

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Gentlemen,don't give up on a girl who says she is taken.maybe she is taken for granted.

 

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This has made my day

A preacher in a public bus started preaching......"Leo nataka kuwasomea barua ya Paulo kwa Warumi"
A mlevi at the back asked him...."Kwa nini utusomee na sisi sio Warumi.....kwanza nani amekwambia ufungue barua ya wenyewe??"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

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Confirmed, Immigration in Kenya CANNOT print passports because the printer is down and the only technician who can handle it is still being flown from Karachi, Pakistan. A_shithole_nation_indeed.

 

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The Ottoman Empire's Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after one of them slept with another man.

 

[BlessedHope]

Confirmed, Immigration in Kenya CANNOT print passports because the printer is down and the only technician who can handle it is still being flown from Karachi, Pakistan. A_shithole_nation_indeed.

Hatari