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andjul · Feb 5, 2018

carbamazepine said:
Lensi mbinuko eeh?
Hivi akipiga deki inakuwaje?[emoji23][emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Sitoki mpaka amalize....
Nakuwa kwa nyuma nyuma[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

carbamazepine · Feb 5, 2018

andjul said:
Niseme tu ukweli hata walio lala kule wanisamehe[emoji120] [emoji120] [emoji120] [emoji120] hao malaika umbo la hivyo ndio ugonjwa wangu mkubwaaaa.....
Wataniua mimi jamani jamaniii huruma mimi[emoji37] [emoji37] [emoji24] [emoji24] [emoji24] [emoji24] [emoji24] [emoji24] [emoji24]

Hovyooo[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]

myoyambendi · Feb 5, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Ndo umejipa kazi ya kuainisha heavenly bodies? Astronomer wa uzi wetu pendwa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Gwangzu · Feb 5, 2018

carbamazepine · Feb 5, 2018

andjul said:
Sitoki mpaka amalize....
Nakuwa kwa nyuma nyuma[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Ukiwa wafanya nini?
Akili zako za mwendo kasi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Rutashubanyuma · Feb 5, 2018

Rutashubanyuma · Feb 5, 2018

andjul · Feb 5, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Alizembea pale mwanzoni kabisaa vijana wakajiwahi naona yamebakia majuto...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Kumbe unakumbuka eeee[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Feb 5, 2018

Lakini izo enzi za kina Abraham zilikuwa Ngoriati unapatana na kadem...ati"how old are you".....am just 250

carbamazepine · Feb 5, 2018

Yegomasika ni nini unajifichaficha hivyo?

myoyambendi · Feb 5, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Ngoja nikae kimya...Actually ngoja nisepe zangu. Nimealikwa mahali. Nitakie mema na nguvu za kuepa vishawishi leo...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Usepe!! Unakatisha maongezi? Au ndio utarudi muda pendwa?..

Rutashubanyuma · Feb 5, 2018

Shimba ya Buyenze · Feb 5, 2018

Kikuyu ni kikuyu tu...

Githinji: Hii mtura ni how much?
seller: ni 50 bob yote
Githinji: Kata ya 20.
(the guy cuts a very little piece for the said price)
Githinji: Sasa nifungie io ya 30. !!!
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Nikilemewa nishike!!!

Numbisa · Feb 5, 2018

Hahahahhaa

Rutashubanyuma · Feb 5, 2018

Shimba ya Buyenze · Feb 5, 2018

We need to teach our daughters that, there are four (4) main dresses a
woman should wear in her lifetime.
These are:
1. School uniform
2. Graduation gown
3. Wedding gown
4. Maternity dress
Let our daughters know this too;
That if any girl skips the first dress, she will not get to wear the
second one.
Our daughters must not rush to wear the fourth dress just because a man has promised them the third...
...More so, the third one fits better and more prestigious if worn before the fourth dress.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Feb 5, 2018

When Kalenjins are making love and in the climax it starts raining hapo ndo unaskia "ngoja kidogo tractor inanyeshewa"[emoji124][emoji124][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Feb 5, 2018

Hahahahhaa

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Ilikuwa kasheshe. Ndo maana mimi haya mambo ya ushabiki kwa kweli siyawezi. Kha !!!

myoyambendi · Feb 5, 2018

23:10

Shimba ya Buyenze · Feb 5, 2018

"Baby umekula", "baby I miss you", "baby good morning", "baby good night", zote ni takataka

SMS nzuri ni "Beb, uko nyumbani leo? Nataka kuja! "[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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