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[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Shout out to the niggas who are planing to buy their girlfriends
iPhones this Valentine's so they can send us high quality nudes. Your efforts won't go
unappreciated brothers. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*The sex organ of a man is so soft, but when a woman touches it,it becomes harder.*
*LESSON OF TODAY*
*It is a woman that makes life harder for men.*
*Are we together?*

 

[andjul]

Nini lakini[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Mwenzio anajaribu kushinda vishawishi ujue?

Halafi sijui yuko wapi,isijekuwa kaenda chimbo [emoji23]

Amezidaunilodi... Anazipitiapitia kwa matumizi ya baadae[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My friend self Sacrifice is when two witchesfrom your Village are discussing who's going to be their next victim... Then you pass by singing"I'm the one" by DJ Khaled'. You are finished, Rest In Peace. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[myoyambendi]

Siku inaelekea ukingoni 23:12

 

[carbamazepine]

Kumbe unakumbuka eeee[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Ning'ate sikio shemeji yangu wa faida
Mnaongelea nini[emoji38][emoji38]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Ladies listen carefully; A man that truly loves you will stick by you no matter how you cheat on him or sleep around, he will change you to become a better person and that man is your father not me.... nonsense* [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

...Nimecheka sana, hebu cheka na wewe..Mtanzania, Mkenya na Mganda walikamatwa China kwa kukosa vibalì, wakaambiwa wachague adhabu ya kifungo kirefu au kwenda porini kuleta matunda kumi ya aina moja kila mmoja;
Mganda akaleta machungwa akaambiwa ameze moja moja hadi yaishe bila kufumba macho, kucheka, wala kulia; akameza moja akaanza kulia, akafungwa miaka 10.
Baada ya muda Mkenya akaja na zabibu akameza alipofika ya tisa akacheka, akafungwa miaka 9 [emoji2]
Walipofika jela Mganda akamuuliza Mkenya, ulishindwa nini wakati matunda yako madogo? [emoji5][emoji5]
Mkenya akajibu: 'Nilicheka kwa sababu Mtanzania yuko njianì anakuja na mafenesi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

Hahahahhaa

Mbona wacheka pekeyako?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lakini ktembea na Madem wafupi ni tricky...kidogo kidogo mkiwa uhuru park anavalishwa baloon kwa kichwa na machinga[emoji17][emoji17] alfu anaambiwa"ambia babako akununulie"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]..akiyaooo,hawkers joh..u really gud
Starbouy

 

[carbamazepine]

Amezidaunilodi... Anazipitiapitia kwa matumizi ya baadae[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]

Kwendaaaaa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Kaenda kulala

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Men without beards,wats uo plan in lyf? to grow horns ama??[emoji85]...where do u scratch wen uo thinking like a man..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[myoyambendi]

Yegomasika ni nini unajifichaficha hivyo?

[emoji445]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[andjul]

Hovyooo[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]

Haahahahahaaaaaa ejooooo mweeee hukooo... Uwiiiii[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Ex wangu kanipigia simu ety nimpelekee EARPHONE zake*
*Nimempelekea na mimi nikachukua Simu niliyomnunulia Nimeacha ana connect EARPHONE zake kwenye redio sijui zilikubali*

Spendagi ujinga mimi

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Kuwa na JEANS yenye Staili ya kuchanika KIJIJINI NI STRESS sana*
*Umeanika JEANS zako unakuta BIBI yako kazishona zote*
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Leo nimemkuta Ex wangu ameshindwa kulipa hela ya Chips amepewa Viazi debe avimenye*
*Nilivyoona vile kwakuwa spendagi ujinga nimempa mkaanga chips hela akanunue gunia la viazi*