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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Umebanwa na tumbo la kuhara, mara
Paap!! Chafya hii hapa

My friend hapo ndipo utaelewa
Wahenga waliosema mshika mbili moja humponyoka [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies don't kill urself trying to look expensive,we men don't even know the difference btwn Brazilian hair and Goat hair!

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Those of you that your Facebook profile say "working at self employed". I am not saying you are jobless, I just want to ask, Where are your offices located?? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*_LEO NAOMBA JIBU LANGU Mtoto wa samaki anaitwajeee kwa maana MToto wa KUKU anaitwa KIFARANGA wa NG'OMBE anaitwa NDAMA mtoto wa NJIWA anaitwa KINDA Leo hamna kulala naitaji jbu plz [emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji23]_*

 

[andjul]

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Kwa upande wangu naona ni udhalilishaji wa pesa.

Mfano kwa mimi...

Kitimoto...kilo moja kwa siku sh10,000
Ndizi nne. sh. 2,000
Jibapa 750ml sh 8,000
Tonic mbili. sh. 1,000

Jumla ya matumizi kwa siku sh21,000

Hiyo sh 22,400,000 kwa sh21,000 ni siku 1,067,ambayo ni miaka mitatu nani-stopu



[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] nilivyo zipangilia kama zangu vileee[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ushaipitia zile times in high school after umekula ugali lunch n umeshiba ka yote ile kitu inakam in mind ni kulala tu.....time usingizi imeshika ndo ticha wa history anaingia na kuuliza 'who was the first president of Kenya' maninja na haters kando yako wanawisper sema Potassium oxide[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Life is like a penis... Simple... Soft... Straight... Relaxed and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.[emoji2][emoji2][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

At least Jana niliingia kwa butcher Mara ya kwanza huu mwezi...kuuliza kama mzee wa kunoa visu ameonekana area.[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies be like 'Sitaki kuchomwa na maji moto'' Instead of asking if u have a girlfriend.. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Gordita]

Kwa upande wangu naona ni udhalilishaji wa pesa.

Mfano kwa mimi...

Kitimoto...kilo moja kwa siku sh10,000
Ndizi nne. sh. 2,000
Jibapa 750ml sh 8,000
Tonic mbili. sh. 1,000

Jumla ya matumizi kwa siku sh21,000

Hiyo sh 22,400,000 kwa sh21,000 ni siku 1,067,ambayo ni miaka mitatu nani-stopu



[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] nilivyo zipangilia kama zangu vileee[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] wewe mzee wewe nimecheka kwa nguvuu duuh[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Gordita]

Umebanwa na tumbo la kuhara, mara
Paap!! Chafya hii hapa

My friend hapo ndipo utaelewa
Wahenga waliosema mshika mbili moja humponyoka [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[carbamazepine]

Kwa upande wangu naona ni udhalilishaji wa pesa.

Mfano kwa mimi...

Kitimoto...kilo moja kwa siku sh10,000
Ndizi nne. sh. 2,000
Jibapa 750ml sh 8,000
Tonic mbili. sh. 1,000

Jumla ya matumizi kwa siku sh21,000

Hiyo sh 22,400,000 kwa sh21,000 ni siku 1,067,ambayo ni miaka mitatu nani-stopu



[emoji124] [emoji124] [emoji124] nilivyo zipangilia kama zangu vileee[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Hizo ni dalili za ubahili.
Tena muhasibu??[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Halafu Kitimoto kilo1??
Unakosaje kitambi kwa mfano??
#saynotovitambi#

 

[Gordita]

 

[Gordita]

 

[myoyambendi]

Likes za usiku

 

[myoyambendi]

Usiku unakua

 

[myoyambendi]

22:16

 

[Gordita]

Ric hassan

Only you

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mnafanana duh !!![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji112][emoji112][emoji112][emoji112][emoji112][emoji112][emoji112][emoji112][emoji112]

 

[carbamazepine]

It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company.

George Washington