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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Niulize,which gift nitanunulia Samantha wangu on valentines day? I was suggesting nimununulie battery ama generator ndo akue na backup stima ikipotea[emoji12]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Akuna feeling tamu kama ile ukioga na maji moto alafu ujikojolee[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]hio feeling huniingia adi kwa mitochondria[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji625]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

"A man who doesn't cheat, will never marry. - Somali Proverb

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Leo kuna mtu nimemtolea uvivu kanikuta nimekaa nimetulia sina hili wala lile,
"Kaniuliza
Mbona umekunja sura?
"Nikamjibu
Nataka kuiweka kwenye begi."
*Je nimekosea kumjibu hv?*

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*To those old rich men snatching our girls and doing to them things beyond our budgets. ....we want to let you know that we are saving money and waiting for your Daughters when we get old.."*[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji16]
*Sponsored by Broke Boys Association(BBA)*[emoji102][emoji101][emoji125][emoji125][emoji12]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nudes excites small boys, Real men prefer bible verses.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Some ladies think its solely a man's job to be romantic, Surprise, Giving gifts Etc, While theirs is to "Awwww"
My Sisters Men Also want that "Awwww" too [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

Tena mno....!!!

Ilikuwa sehemu mojawapo ya kibarua changu zamani [emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️

Koh koh[emoji36][emoji36]
Nimepaliwa

Shkamo shemeji
Habari ya jumapili

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Madem the reason uko single ni juu kila date ukienda unakunywa soda yote kwa chupa hadi straw inalia "mttrrrr"
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[carbamazepine]

Hunitakii mema bageshi. Nikikosea nikafunguka nitafungwa ....[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️[emoji125]‍♂️

[emoji101] [emoji101] [emoji101] [emoji101] umesemaaa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Uzuri ya kuwa mnono ni ati hapo uchochoroni huwezi pigwa kabari, watatafuta hiyo shingo hadi wachoke...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

ati wakikuyu hawawezi shinda jackpot ju iko free and fair



n sawa tu [emoji32][emoji32][emoji32]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You planning to buy him boxers and expect an IPhone in return..
May miguna's weight fall on you like thunder
[emoji119][emoji119]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Those of you who already had sex [emoji533][emoji97][emoji523][emoji527]in February
How's it?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Did you ever notice:
Everything on a woman's upper body starts with "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with "P" Peticoat, panties, p**sy...
No wonder men suffer from High B.P.![emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[carbamazepine]

Fasheni zenu maandaeitini. Hata kumechisha viatu hamtaki sasa...cc Yegomasika, carbamazepine, Numbisa.....

All stars
Hiyo ya maroon [emoji7][emoji7]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

True love is when you wear your
Girlfriend's underwear to show other
girls that You are already taken.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

To all my committed friends I would want to wish you in ADVANCE a happy VALENTINE'S day. To all single ones happy INDEPENDENCE day. To all who were once in love happy HEROES day. To those who are fighting happy BOXING day. To those who are trying to make things work happy WORKERS day. Finally to those who are expecting surprise gifts like me happy FOOLS day[emoji110]️[emoji173]️[emoji23][emoji124][emoji125][emoji13][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Its only in Kenya where IEBC clears you to run for the governor seat in the capital city, But then few months later you are deported to 1st class states for not being a Kenyan[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] tulikosea wapi jameni

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Its only in Kenya where IEBC clears you to run for the governor seat in the capital city, But then few months later you are deported to 1st class states for not being a Kenyan[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] tulikosea wapi jameni