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usimwone amejaza nyuma__ukadhani ako poa
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vuta pumz

Nani anakumbuka hii song[emoji115][emoji115]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Her:Hellow Austin James why do men fear changing boxers daily?
Why do they put on one boxers for one week?
Me:Hiyo ndio weave yetu.

Her:No response.



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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My mom is so wicked[emoji48] she once helped me hide my side chick from my main chick. That woman is the boss.[emoji1523]‍[emoji1013]️

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kuwa Na Smartphone Kuubwa Alafu Huna Mb Ni Sawa Na Kuwa Na Dem Mzuuri Alafu Huna Nguvu Za Kiume[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Vile dem hukaa akijiskianga after amebadilisha light bulb bila kusaidiwa na chali yake[emoji23][emoji23][emoji39][emoji23][emoji39][emoji23][emoji39][emoji39]ati what a man can do a woman has already done it[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]tembea kifua tupu adi kw duka tuwatambue[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You have ugly tattoos like a warthog, you paint your lips like a witch and you be like *'I want a God-fearing man'*
My sister, God himself is fearing you!!

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Nimeipata group ingine. Tumecheka hadi ikafungwa [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji703][emoji703]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

So Akothee ako 40years with 5 children and still maintains her figure na kuna slay queen anagonga 23 na anakaa kama logo ya android.
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.[emoji276]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

POTUS- President of The United States
PORK- President of The Republic Of Kenya
PORN- President of The Republic Of Nigeria. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[Pyaar]

So Akothee ako 40years with 5 children and still maintains her figure na kuna slay queen anagonga 23 na anakaa kama logo ya android.
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[Pyaar]

 

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Ijumaa imeingia

 

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Mtoto Mashaallah

 

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Kipenzi cha wengi

 

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Dogo janja

 

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Kipenzi cha wengi

Yaani Roho ya Ghadafi ni ya Mansa Mussa

 

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Dogo janja

Hahahaha

 

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Ijumaa imeingia

Ya Freyah

 

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Ijumaa imeingia

I Juma’s karim