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Mmmh kwan unamfahamu? Sema neno moja nikufate Prime minister hahahahah
Mabinti hasa muwe waangalifu jamani. Kuna binti humu alikuwa mashuhuri sana japo sasa simuoni nilikutana na picha zake mahali jamaa alikuwa analalamika kuwa eti binti alikuwa anamlazimisha wafanye mambo mabaya wakati wa kugegedana. Ila ukisoma post za binti mwenyewe yaani anaonekana kama mtakatifu fulani hivi...
 
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I just wonder why ukikula nyama, pizza, ice cream, chapati, fish na kuku, huwa hazikwami kwa meno ionyeshe chenye umekula. Lakini kula tu sukuma, njugu, githeri, mahindi choma ama maharagwe zitatoa ushuhuda mbele ya watu ushangae[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
Teacher wrote on the board,
36x + yx, 2/3yx + 3x (66y + 12x).b =0

He turned to Mulenga and said, "Solve the problem."
The Bemba boy picked the duster, cleaned the board and said,

"Problem solved!

Some of our problems require such solutions. Just dust it off and move on with life.

Never allow anyone to steal your happiness!
 
[emoji261] *Stroke has a new indicator.*

*Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator - the Tongue*

[emoji261] *Senario :- During a BBQ, a woman stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine. They offered to call paramedics ... she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.*

*They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Jane went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening.*

[emoji261] *Jane's husband called later to say that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 PM Jane passed away)*

*She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ.*

*Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Jane would be with us today.*

[emoji261] *A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can reverse the effects of a stroke .... TOTALLY.*

*He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.*

[emoji261] *RECOGNIZING A STROKE*

[emoji261] *Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify.*

*Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster.*

*When people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke, the stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage . Some don't die; instead they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition.*

*Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions* *(Remember the First Three Letters of* [emoji261] *STROKE* [emoji261]
[emoji261] *S. T. R. ):*

[emoji736] S *Ask the individual to SMILE.*

[emoji736] T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A *SIMPLE SENTENCE* *(Coherently)*
*(e.g. Chicken Soup)*

[emoji736] R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.*

[emoji261] *If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.*

[emoji261] *New Sign of a Stroke -*

[emoji736] *Stick out Your Tongue!*

*NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his or her tongue.*

*If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.*

[emoji736] *A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people you can bet that at least one life will be saved.*

[emoji736] Will you send this along? I have done my part. Will you? [emoji4]
 
Mabinti hasa muwe waangalifu jamani. Kuna binti humu alikuwa mashuhuri sana japo sasa simuoni nilikutana na picha zake mahali jamaa alikuwa analalamika kuwa eti binti alikuwa anamlazimisha wafanye mambo mabaya wakati wa kugegedana. Ila ukisoma post za binti mwenyewe yaani anaonekana kama mtakatifu fulani hivi...
Duh aiseee fake ID zinaficha mengi
 
*In a "Mental Hospital" of 38 patient's, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?*

*Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;*
*(a). a teaspoon,*
*(b). a glass,*
*(c). a bucket,*
*and ask them to empty the bathtub."*

*Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."*

*Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39. We will start further investigations on you!"*
........................................
*[emoji3][emoji3] You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40 ! [emoji13]*

*Forward quickly... There are still some beds available !!*
*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] put a smile to ur face don't frown[emoji12][emoji1429].*
 
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