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[Mango833]

Duuu

 

[Pyaar]

Ungependa kuwa member mpya

Hahahhaahha! ugumu! ugumu! ugumu!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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You scared bro?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Wewe huwezi aisee, una wafukuzaji wengi humu mara mda wa kwenda kwa bed unapofika! [emoji1][emoji1550][emoji1550][emoji1550]

Hiyo isikutishe. Haina maana yo yote...Au sijaelewa maana ya ugumu?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ungependa kuwa member mpya

Aaaa wapi [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

AMINI UNAWEZA KAMA UNAVYO AMINI NGUVU UKINYWA SUPU YA PWEZA

Brooo [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Numbisa]

Kutokana na hali ya afya zao za akili kuimarika, niliamua waachiwe huru ili waungane na familia zao kuendelea na matibabu wakiwa nje ya taasisi hiyo,” alisema.

Pamoja na kuelezea kuachiwa huru kwa wagonjwa wa akili, Profesa Kabudi pia aliainisha mafanikio mbalimbali yaliyotekelezwa na wizara pamoja na taasisi zake katika utoaji na usimamiaji wa haki katika kipindi cha mwaka 2017/2018.

 

[Numbisa]

Furaha ya kweli katika maisha itakupa hamasa kubwa ya kufanya kazi ili kufikia katika mafanikio makubwa. Makirita Amani aliandika hivi katika falsafa mpya ya maisha

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

No machine can scatter a room faster than a guy looking for his last condom[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji28][emoji1487]

 

[Numbisa]

kila mmoja wetu anafanya anachofanya kutafuta furaha kwenye maisha. Juhudi zote tunazofanya kwenye maisha ni kwa ajili ya kupata furaha’’ kwa hiyo kila mtu anapigania kuwa na mafanikio ili kutafuta furaha ya kudumu na siyo furaha ya muda mfupi.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Preety girls either have big lips [emoji182] big eyes [emoji102] big nose [emoji103] or big Forehead [emoji113][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

 

[Numbisa]

Chagua kuishi maisha ya falsafa yako ambayo yatakupa furaha ya kudumu katika maisha yako na ukiendelea kuishi maisha ambayo si yako, maisha ya kushindana basi ni dhahiri kabisa utakuwa unaikimbiza furaha. Njia nzuri ya kupata furaha kwanza kuwa na shukrani kwa kile ambacho unacho sasa na kwa kile ambacho unakipata hii itakusaidia kukupa hamasa ya maisha,

 

[Numbisa]

itakuletea furaha na itakuongezea juhudi na maarifa ya kutafuta zaidi na utaziona fursa lakini kama hutoshukuru kwanza kwa kile ambacho unacho ni ngumu kupata furaha ya kudumu.

 

[Numbisa]

Dale Carnegie katika kitabu chake cha How to stop worrying and start living aliandika hivi ‘’ Think and Thank’’ yaani fikiri na na shukuru. Fikiri vyote ambavyo tunapaswa kutoa shukrani na mshukuru Mungu.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If she gonna go around telling people that you are not good in bed, my brother next time have sex with her on the floor..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kuna madem ukiachana na wao hautaita EX...unaita ALUMNI juu rende imepitia hapo ni mingi kama wafuasi wa baba [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]akiyaoo,magoti imeisha nguvu..acha tu nchafue

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I Think The Person Who Told Africans That
Shoes Are Kept Under The Bed Is The Same Person who Told Them That Clothes Are Washed On Weekend....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23],ka ufanyangi ivoh akuna difference na mwenye anakojolea karae[emoji31][emoji31]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hakuna kitu huniuma kama wakati sina pesa halafu nikumbuke nyumba yangu huko mbinguni ni ya dhahabu

 

[Pyaar]

I Think The Person Who Told Africans That
Shoes Are Kept Under The Bed Is The Same Person who Told Them That Clothes Are Washed On Weekend....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23],ka ufanyangi ivoh akuna difference na mwenye anakojolea karae[emoji31][emoji31]

Hahahahaa! Weekend ndo tunakuwa free.