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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Mungu Hajakupangia ubaki hapo ulipo. Tatizo lako umeridhika. Naamini Mungu Anakutaka uondoke hapo ulipo na kusonga mbele [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[andjul]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] kipind kigumu pekee ni pale mbu au siafu aking'ata parachichi,hujui ufinye,upige kibao au ubembeleze kwa lugha gan

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] ilinikuta jana jioni shambani,wale sisimizi wa vichwa vikubwa ,aling'ata saksafoni, weeeeeee...
Nilivyo mnyofoaa,kuchungulia najikuta nina kichwa kikubwa na kakichwa kadogo kameota pembeni,kukang'oa kanauma.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[andjul]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] hapo ndo atajua kwann jiran ana mipasho ile ile ya mafumbo kila siku

Hahahaha haa.... Mwache akuje tu,tumpe elimu ya maisha ya uswahilini.

 

[ledada]

Don't laugh[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] just smile

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ukichanganya maji ya limao vijiko vitatu, unga wa muhogo nusu kijiko cha chai, maganda ya karanga mbichi zile nyekundu, majivu ya ndizi mshale zilizochomwa, mafuta ya mkia wa kondoo, unga wa njiti za viberiti, robo kikombe cha mkia wa pweza, na tui la nazi, [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] unavyosoma kwa makini..... mi hata sijui ukichanganya unapata nini, we endelea tu kusherehekea pasaka usiwaze ujinga!

 

[ledada]

Swali la kipima joto
Je,baada ya jakitoo kula ban inayosemekana ni ya mwezi mzima,SHIMBA YA BUYENZE ataungana naye??[emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

[emoji3] [emoji3] ila nyanya

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You know your bae is ugly when you introduce him/her to your parents and they go like ... "upendo ndio kitu cha muhimu.
Bora tu munapedana...hayo mengine.ni pole pole! [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

 

[ledada]

Kichwa kikipata moto[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Some girls be like my ex left a big hole in ma heart...hapana we know where the hole was left

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies who don't use phone covers don't like condoms. It was scientifically proven....Don't argue with me please [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Muzine]

Ewaaaaaa...ukikashika kawe kanamwagika jasho la baridiiii... Raha zaidi ukanyonyee mdomoni kwake

Ewaaaaaaaaaah

 

[ledada]

Bado ana machungu na ukifikiria hali ya hewa shawish kwa kilimo,koromije boy anaishia kuloweka samaki kwenye oven hahaha

Huhuhuhuhu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dear Men,
At This Age and Time if you find a lady who doesn't go
out, smoke, drink or do Abortions.
Kneel Down and say a Powerful
Prayer!!!!! You Serve a Living God.[emoji915][emoji915]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Alafu kuna Hutu tuchali hutembelea madame usiku na ni mara ya kwanza jifunze kwenda mchana at least ujue nyumba ni gany[emoji134][emoji134][emoji134]nilikutana na mmoja ametoka bafu Leo asubuhi ako na towel kiunoni akaniuliza kwa Fulani ni wapy ndo nikajua amesahau nyumba[emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]nikamwelekeza kwa landlord[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji2][emoji1316]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I laugh seriously when i hear people say that Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg dropped out of school and still made it very big in life.
REMEMBER they dropped out of HAVARD and not UDOM[emoji38]
Better face your studies yoh. A Havard dropout is equal to a PHD holder at UDOM
Thank me later[emoji4][emoji4]

 

[Pyaar]

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