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[ledada]

Welkamu bidadaaa[emoji8][emoji8][emoji8][emoji8][emoji8]

Thank you.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[ledada]

Haya matani hata sijui huwa yanaanzaje. Unasoma UDOM mkuu?

Hapana mkuu naona wanaonewa sana

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[ledada]

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Tehe[emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Pyaar]

[emoji23]MEN

If your Relationship started from Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram. Then stop thinking about bride price.
Just send her parents data bundles.
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[Muzine]

Thank you.

Unatumia kinywaji gani nipo hapa muhudumu[emoji8][emoji8][emoji8][emoji8]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Arab Spring my foot....

 

[Muzine]

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Aiiiish why?

 

[Muzine]

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Bwahahhahhahaha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Pyaar]

Ladies who don't use phone covers don't like condoms. It was scientifically proven....Don't argue with me please [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahaha

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ikisha kosewa siku ya kwanza,siku ya pili ni rahisi kusahihisha.Maisha ya mtandaoni ni maisha ya ndoto za watu wengi,yanaandikwa/kusimuliwa matamanio kuwa halisia.
Kuna wengine wanatamani waone mafanikio hayo ili wajifunze au wahakiki kama ni kweli.Kweli inakuwa si kweli,kwanini asikimbie?
Tulio pigika tunatafuta mawazo mapya kwa tunao waamini wanaweza kumjenga mtu,hata akinicheka kwa jinsi alivyo nikuta,muhimu anipe elimu ya kunitoa nilipo.
Nilipo maliza six,sikwenda chuo.Nilizurura sana tena kijinga jinga.Baada ya kupigika nikaangukia kwenye utingo wa mabasi. Abiria wengi niliokuwa nawapakilia mizigo,walikuwepo na niliosoma nao (Mkwawa ilikuwa na wanafunzi 2,800) wakiwa wananishangaa nini kimenipata. Baadae nikaona isiwe tabu,nikajiunga na kampuni ya ulinzi.Kirungu,radio call mkononi huyooo kulinda.... Hatimaye chuo.

"Maisha mazuri sio mali,bali nafsi ikiwa na amani"

Saksafoni lako likitulia una busara za ajabu. Basi tu !!!

 

[Muzine]

Tehe[emoji23] [emoji23]

Mkwaju eeeeh mkwajuuuu waja kwa mwendo kasiiii[emoji445] [emoji445] [emoji444] [emoji444] [emoji444]

Oooh mama mkwaju mkwaju [emoji445] [emoji445] [emoji444]

Juisi ya ukwajuuu ooooh lalalala[emoji445] [emoji444] [emoji444] [emoji444]

Yerewiiiii ngastuka chacheiiiii oooh lalalalllal

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tehe[emoji23] [emoji23]

Mkwaju gani huo jamani?

 

[Pyaar]

Ukichanganya maji ya limao vijiko vitatu, unga wa muhogo nusu kijiko cha chai, maganda ya karanga mbichi zile nyekundu, majivu ya ndizi mshale zilizochomwa, mafuta ya mkia wa kondoo, unga wa njiti za viberiti, robo kikombe cha mkia wa pweza, na tui la nazi, [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] unavyosoma kwa makini..... mi hata sijui ukichanganya unapata nini, we endelea tu kusherehekea pasaka usiwaze ujinga!

Hahahahaha! Nimewaza baruti tu hapo.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies. If your body is the temple of God who are you to limit the people entering.... Wisdom will kill me nimeenda kuvuta ingine nakam[emoji1379][emoji1379][emoji1379]
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[Muzine]

Mkwaju gani huo jamani?

Ewaaaah ewaaah[emoji445] [emoji444] [emoji444] [emoji444] [emoji444]

Hollah mkwaju mama eeeh oooh mama [emoji445] [emoji444] [emoji444] [emoji444] [emoji445] [emoji445]
Oooh lalal aaaaaaaaa

Oyeayaaaaaaaaaaaa mkwaju on flikiii[emoji444] [emoji445] [emoji444]

Ntantarilaaaaaa ntantalilaaaa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A wife says to her friend, "Our sex life stinks."
Her friend says, "Do you ever watch your husband's face when you're having sex?"
She says, "Once, and I saw rage." Her friend says, "Why would he be angry during sex?"
The wife says, "Because he was looking through the window at us."

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]