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[Muzine]

Mungu Hajakupangia ubaki hapo ulipo. Tatizo lako umeridhika. Naamini Mungu Anakutaka uondoke hapo ulipo na kusonga mbele [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Teacher: whoever answers my first question shall go home first.
(mimi nami,narushia bag kwa window)
Teacher: whose bag is that?
charlie: (walking out)..mine sir.
na hivo ndo nilienda
sipendi ujinga mimi

 

[ledada]

Wapi Pyaar na ledada wekeni post mle likeeesss

Nilitoka kidogo numby

Amu baki

 

[BAK]

Pyaar Mkuu

Who that girl?

 

[BAK]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23]MEN

If your Relationship started from Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram. Then stop thinking about bride price.
Just send her parents data bundles.
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[Muzine]

Ladies who don't use phone covers don't like condoms. It was scientifically proven....Don't argue with me please [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[ledada]

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[ledada]

I laugh seriously when i hear people say that Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg dropped out of school and still made it very big in life.
REMEMBER they dropped out of HAVARD and not UDOM[emoji38]
Better face your studies yoh. A Havard dropout is equal to a PHD holder at UDOM
Thank me later[emoji4][emoji4]

Kwa nini udom jamani na sio st john[emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

KKKT maslahi yamepungua kutoka kwa waumini, kwa hiyo familia zao zinasota hamna sadaka! That’s all!

Una uhakika na hili unalosema au na wewe umeamua kushabikia kila kitu anachosema Raisi hata kama ni kibaya ??? Achana kabisa na haya mambo ya dini Mkuu yana mzizi mrefu sana hapa nchini na ni makubwa sana kuliko unavyoweza kudhani: Ungekuwa unafahamu hata kidogo yalitaka kusababisha nini hapa nchini tokea mwaka 1980-1983 naamini usingetaka hata kuchangia mada za hivi.....Sambamba na kuyashabikia hivi (Acha mkuu)

 

[Muzine]

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Welkamu bidadaaa[emoji8][emoji8][emoji8][emoji8][emoji8]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kwa nini udom jamani na sio st john[emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Haya matani hata sijui huwa yanaanzaje. Unasoma UDOM mkuu?

 

[Muzine]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Muzine]

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[Pyaar]

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[andjul]

Kawaida sana hii kwenu wakazi wa Dar. Wa mikoanu tukija hatuwapati....

Ikisha kosewa siku ya kwanza,siku ya pili ni rahisi kusahihisha.Maisha ya mtandaoni ni maisha ya ndoto za watu wengi,yanaandikwa/kusimuliwa matamanio kuwa halisia.
Kuna wengine wanatamani waone mafanikio hayo ili wajifunze au wahakiki kama ni kweli.Kweli inakuwa si kweli,kwanini asikimbie?
Tulio pigika tunatafuta mawazo mapya kwa tunao waamini wanaweza kumjenga mtu,hata akinicheka kwa jinsi alivyo nikuta,muhimu anipe elimu ya kunitoa nilipo.
Nilipo maliza six,sikwenda chuo.Nilizurura sana tena kijinga jinga.Baada ya kupigika nikaangukia kwenye utingo wa mabasi. Abiria wengi niliokuwa nawapakilia mizigo,walikuwepo na niliosoma nao (Mkwawa ilikuwa na wanafunzi 2,800) wakiwa wananishangaa nini kimenipata. Baadae nikaona isiwe tabu,nikajiunga na kampuni ya ulinzi.Kirungu,radio call mkononi huyooo kulinda.... Hatimaye chuo.

"Maisha mazuri sio mali,bali nafsi ikiwa na amani"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]