Uzi maalum wa kupeana Likes: Comment chochote upate "Like"

[Midekoo]

Scandal

 

[carbamazepine]

Happy weekend [emoji10][emoji9][emoji9]

 

[Numbisa]

DALILI KUMI KWAMBA UMEATHIRIWA NA MITANDAO YA KIJAMII!

 

[Numbisa]

1.Ukiamka Tu Asubuhi, Cha Kwanza Ni Kushika Simu Yako Na Kuangalia Ni Nani Kakutumia Meseji, Ame Comment Picha Yako, Au Ulichokiandika Kwenye Facebook Kimepata “Likes” Ngapi!

 

[Numbisa]

2. Una Marafiki Zaidi Ya 100 Ambao Hamjawahi Kuonana

 

[Numbisa]

3. Unatumia Alama Ya “@” Na “#” Hata Unapoandika Sms Ya Kawaida!

 

[Numbisa]

4. Una “Like” Picha Zako Mwenyewe Hata Kama Ulipost Mwaka Jana Ili Tu Watu Wazione

 

[Numbisa]

5.Unatumia Sana Vifupi Kama 2 (Too), U (You) LOL (Laugh Out Loud) YOLO (You Only Live Once) IDK (I Don’t Know) Na Unahisi Kila Mtu Anajua!

 

[Numbisa]

6 Usipoonekana Facebook Wiki Moja Lazima Upigiwe Simu Na Marafiki Zako Kama Unaumwa Au La

 

[Numbisa]

7. Mtu Akikuchekesha Unatumia Neno “Lol” Badala Ya Kucheka!

 

[Midekoo]

Jaman hii speed ya internet hapana

 

[Numbisa]

8. Chakula Unachokula Hakiendi Tumboni Tu, Bali Pia Huenda Dacebook, Twitter, Instagram Nk!

 

[Numbisa]

9 Una “Minimize” Ulichokuwa Unakifanya Kila Ukimuona Bosi! Hata Kama Ulikuwa Unafanya Kazi Yake J

 

[Pyaar]

Hako ka manzi kamenona! [emoji1]

Tayariiii

 

[Numbisa]

10 Asubuhi: “Good Morning Facebook” Mchana: “Mchana Mwema Wadau Karibuni Chakula”
Jioni: “Daah Nimechoka Kweli” Usiku:”Goodnight Jamani”

 

[Midekoo]

Wicked-Future

 

[Pyaar]

Mwenyekiti yuko hukooo anapewa dozi ya 3*3 sijui 4*3
We kaa na ugumu wako bahati zikupite[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ngwe ya pili sasa, [emoji28]

 

[Midekoo]

Broken

 

[Midekoo]

Curb your enthusiasm

 

[Pyaar]

Unauliza majibu kwenye mtihani usio na maswali?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Yegooo,hiki chama umebaki pekeyako mzee baba

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