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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Dear slayqueens;*
*Does your father know you're dating men who used to bully him in high school?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji81][emoji81]akiyaoo,sponsors though[emoji31][emoji31]*
*ICEKING*

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Even if you hate me the road to heaven doesn't pass thru your yard,,,, na tena hatutoki kabisa* [emoji53][emoji53][emoji53][emoji53][emoji53][emoji53][emoji53][emoji53] [emoji53]
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

DEAR SISTERS:
How do you buy lipstick worth 5k for lips that can't even pronounce 'Ecclesiastes'? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Uko wapi hapo?

 

[Pyaar]

Unaenda church mapema mpaka mamako anaambia majirani vile umeokoka.
Kumbe unataka kukalia karibu na socket usiishiwe chaji. God is watching you[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji28]
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28], Socket zawekwa mbele tu, j'pili ijayo ntajaribu kufanya observation kama zawekwa pia sehemu nyingine.

 

[Pyaar]

Ukiwa bachelor hakuna kitu huwezi fanya, kila kitu iko na short cut... Unaamka asubuhi unawekelea chai then unatumbukiza mayai mbili ndani, yaani unapika chai uki boil mayai at the same time.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Pyaar]

Uko wapi hapo?

Sipo kwenye u chick wala u hen..[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

i thought i knew english until i heard my neighbour explaining the differences btwn EMAIL & GMAIL.
1.EMAIL-are mails sent using electricity.
2.GMAIL-are mails sent using generator.

 

[Pyaar]

Itakuwa patashika nguo kuchanika.

Hatari

 

[ledada]

 

[Pyaar]

*Kuna kitu hunisumbua akili sana. Kama Mungu alichukua tu mbavu moja ya Adam akaumba mwanamke na wanatusumbua hivi, je Mungu angechukua mbavu kama tano hivi ingekuwaje??*[emoji1562][emoji1562]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji28][emoji23], Winter

 

[Pyaar]

i thought i knew english until i heard my neighbour explaining the differences btwn EMAIL & GMAIL.
1.EMAIL-are mails sent using electricity.
2.GMAIL-are mails sent using generator.

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[ledada]

 

[Elly Ngateu]

 

[Pyaar]

*Lakini baadhi ya wanawake wanaakili sana,akiwa na miaka kati ya 18 hadi 24,Anafikili kuolewa na wabunge,matajili wasomi PhD, Lkn akifika miaka 28..... Unaanza kusikia mume ni mume ilimradi amevaa suruali* [emoji14][emoji14][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]‍♂‍♂[emoji85][emoji87]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji28][emoji23], mwanaume suruali

 

[ledada]

 

[Pyaar]

We unaumiaga kwani???

Aghrrrrrr, hata sijui niseme nini.

 

[Elly Ngateu]

 

[ledada]

 

[Pyaar]

*Tofauti kati ya Mama wa kizungu na Mama wa kibongo wakati wa kuwanywesha watoto dawa;*

*Mama wa kizungu: Open you mouth baby!*

*Mama wa kibongo: Fanya aaaaaaaaanh!*

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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji28][emoji23], Nimecheka hadi tumbo laniuma