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[samuel faraj]

Samuel sio nawatafuta nasikia mnapenda sana kuishi katika maisha ya kuwa na wasi wasi.

sio kweli mzee

 

[uniq]

Ukisha iwezea viungo vyake mbona nayo tamu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Halafu dogo kama ni kweli kauli yako tukutane kule ofisini kwa Paul Makonda

Mimi sikai Dar nasikia watu wanipwa Tezi dume huko

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Najua unataka ng'ombe wa nyongeza

Mahari ulimtwisha Wenga...

Nakwaambia kuna mambo ya kimila hata huyo Wenga wako hatakusaidia...

 

[andjul]

Hahaha yametokea lini haya

Leo hii. Yaani huyu mzee na suruali zake za vitambaa alizo uziwa na Kichwa Kichafu kaisha kabisa. Hana uwezo wa kutema mate tena

 

[uniq]

Kapare haka hata hawa wenye vichwa vikubwa kama madume ya siafu askari hakana. Kalitwambia eti tukachukue mbuzi na bata tukagoma hatujakaa sawa Numbisa ndiyo akajitokeza na udhamini wa Wenga.

Hahaha. Njooni mchukue wwngine mimi ndie Mpare mwenyewe wa Gonja. Njooni

 

[uniq]

Ni mpwa wa Wenga [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Unamkana

 

[uniq]

Ni kweli. Alisema kabisa kuwa hana kabisa nguvu za kiume yaani netiweki zero...

Hako kazew ni kaongo sana. Kwani Cole alisha achia hilo koloni??

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hahahaha+++++!

Akaliona jicho
Lionalo hisia za ndani rohoni
Likichoma na kubanika
Mioyo ya wanaume wakware...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hako kazew ni kaongo sana. Kwani Cole alisha achia hilo koloni??

Cole alishanyang'anywa na Andjul zamaniiiii [emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️

 

[Pyaar]

Akaliona jicho
Lionalo hisia za ndani rohoni
Likichoma na kubanika
Mioyo ya wanaume wakware...

Hahahahahah!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unamkana

Kimila kama hujatoa mahari hatumjui. Hata ikitokea yeye na/au mamake akaitwa mbele ya haki wala usije kutusumbua. Mambo haya ni magumu ndo maana nakuomba sana uyamalize kiume tu wakati muda ungalipo. Lipa mahari shemeji...

 

[uniq]

Oow didnt know man, ila ni chats tu we don go deep. But its good now i know.

Usi hofu Mkuu. Ila nimesha elewesgwa na BAK. Ila nimesikitika sana kilicho tokea. Hatakama tuna itikadi tofauti maisha ya mtu ni kitu muhimu sana. Pole kwa wafiwa.

 

[andjul]

Kapare haka hata hawa wenye vichwa vikubwa kama madume ya siafu askari hakana. Kalitwambia eti tukachukue mbuzi na bata tukagoma hatujakaa sawa Numbisa ndiyo akajitokeza na udhamini wa Wenga.

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] shimbaaaa

 

[Yegomasika]

Hata mimi nimeshangaa!!!! Ini abusensi ya mwenyekiti na katibu lakini chama kinazidi kukua tena bila adivataizimenti! [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

We Mlugaluga, niaje?

 

[uniq]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] shimbaaaa

Yani ninakazi hapa.

 

[uniq]

Naomba niwatakie usiku mwema. Nimsaidie Babe S kubembeleza mtoto na yeye apumzike.

 

[Yegomasika]

Hahahahahaha+++!

Sisi WAGUMU tuna msemo wetu usemao, Mwanamke jicho bana! Mengine mbwembwe tu! [emoji1][emoji1]

 

[andjul]

Wewe si unaona shemeji kawa mkali bila sababu. Yani kila dada yake (akiwa mimba)(wasukuma bwana) lazima nitoe ng'ombe

Na ndo maana nilishindwana na Nsamaka. Mimba ng'ombe,ezi ifu naoa upya.

 

[capitalpool]

Usi hofu Mkuu. Ila nimesha elewesgwa na BAK. Ila nimesikitika sana kilicho tokea. Hatakama tuna itikadi tofauti maisha ya mtu ni kitu muhimu sana. Pole kwa wafiwa.

You are very right. Nini tufanye ilo swali bado tuko nalo, chief.

 

[andjul]

Alishawahi kutumia hii gia ya kukosa nguvu za kiume?

Ndio, umesahau? Alisema yeye hana madhara atakuwa anazunguka tu nje kule Masaki.Akapotea mazimaaaa... Kurudi anaimba taarabu, hata sijui walimfanya nini mzee yule[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]