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[Gordita]

Kwi kwi kwi LoL! Una hatari weye!!

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[BAK]

2-2 dakika ya 51

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Muhimu hii. Inapaswa kufundishwa mashuleni pamoja na business plan...na hasa business plan. Very important skills katika maisha

 

[Pyaar]

Men with a small dick:
"10 Seconds after sex" Did it hurt?
Her:Yes it hurt my feelings bye
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Duh! [emoji23]

 

[Gordita]

Sexxxy eyes!

 

[BAK]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Numbisa]

Kiungo wa kati Gerard Deulofeu, 24, amesema kuwa anaweza kuelekea Watfor kwa uhamisho wa kudumu baada ya kukiri kwamba hatma yake katika klabu ya Barcelona haijulikani.(Mundo Deportivo)

 

[Numbisa]

Kiungo wa kati wa zamani wa Liverpool Steven Gerrard ataweza kukabili shinikizo iwapo ataajiriwa kuwa mkufunzi mpya wa klabu ya Rangers , kulingana na mchezaji mwnza wa zamani Frank Lampard. (Talksport)

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Do you still remember your first month on facebook...wasting your time inboxing nicki minaj..
... Mimi Rihana alireply text yangu

 

[Numbisa]

Beki wa Brazil David Luiz, 31 huenda akaelekea Napoli iwapo Rafael Benitez atarudi katika uwanja wa San Paolo kuchukua mahala pake Maurizio Sarri kama mkufunzi mwisho wa msimu huu. (Sun)

 

[Numbisa]

Ross McCormack atapata takriban £1m kama nyongeza ya marupuru iwapo Astona Villa watapandishwa daraja hadi katika ligi ya Premier, licha ya kutocheza mechi hata moja msimu huu. (Sky Sports)

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A man's robbed of Sh390,000 just after he leaves Equity Bank Machakos. The robbers dump him along Machakos-Konza road. He later goes to Machakos police station only to find the same guys at the report office. They're cops. Machakos police boss says probe launched

 

[Numbisa]

Mshambuliaji Andy Carroll, 29, huenda asishirikishwe katika mechi muhimu ya West Ham dhidi ya Leicester siku ya Jumamosi baada ya mgogoro na meneja david Moyes katika mazoezi. (Guardian)

 

[Gordita]

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Ngoja nikalale miye
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[Pyaar]

Muhimu hii. Inapaswa kufundishwa mashuleni pamoja na business plan...na hasa business plan. Very important skills katika maisha

Kweli kabisa..Sema huwa zinakuwepo kwa baadhi ya vyuo, sema bahati mbaya inafundishwa juu juu tu..

 

[Numbisa]

Naibu mkufunzi wa Liverpool Zeljko Buvac anapigiwa upatu kumrithi mkufunzi wa Arsenal anayeondoka Arsene Wenger . (Pravda BL, via Mirror)

 

[BAK]

 

[Numbisa]

Arsenal huenda isimlipe mkufunzi wake mpya zaidi ya kitita cha £8.5m ambacho mkufunzi wake Arsene Wenger alikuwa akipata kwa mwaka (Daily Mail)

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Two terrorists having a discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
TERRORIST: We are planning to kill 14,000 people and a donkey.
WAITER: Why a donkey?
Then the other terrorist says to the other, "See, I told you nobody will care about the 14,000 people!"