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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Pain is when you throw a pizza box and no one sees you [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[myoyambendi]

Scorpions are venomous.
Yes, scorpions do produce venom. The scary-looking tail is actually 5 segments of the abdomen, curved upward, with a final segment called a telson at the end. The telson is where the venom is produced. At the tip of the telson is a sharp needle-like structure called the aculeus. That's the venom delivery apparatus. A scorpion can control when it produces venom and how potent the venom is, depending on whether it needs to kill prey or defend itself from predators.

 

[myoyambendi]

 

[myoyambendi]

Scorpions aren't all that dangerous to people.
Sure, scorpions can sting, and being stung by a scorpion isn't exactly fun. But the truth is, with few exceptions, scorpions can't do much harm to humans. Of the nearly 2,000 known species of scorpions in the world, only 25 are known to produce venom powerful enough to pack a dangerous punch to an adult. Young children are at greater risk, simply because of their smaller size. In the U.S., there's only one scorpion that is worth worrying about. The Arizona bark scorpion, Centruroides sculpturatus, does produce venom strong enough to kill a small child. Fortunately, antivenom is widely available in medical facilities throughout its range, so deaths are rare.

 

[ashomile]

 

[myoyambendi]

Only about 25 of the 1,500 known species of scorpions can deliver stings that are fatal to humans. And most of these potentially lethal scorpions can't kill healthy adults, although their neurotoxins can cause such troubling symptoms as convulsions and shortness of breath

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Bible inasema ati sisi wote
tuliumbwa na udongo, sa ukisema you are not my type nabaki kushangaa uliumbwa na kokoto ama nini??

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A drunk man enters female's toilet by mistake.
A woman inside screams. "This is for ladies!"
•The drunk man replies... holding his dick,
'This is for ladies too.''[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1544]kwani iko nini

 

[myoyambendi]

14:03

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Weka mbali na watoto. Ukute jike limevimba lina mimba. Likikutandika aisee muziki utaucheza tu hata kama hutaki

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Chakula cha mabachala hiki...

 

[Cole Williams]

WAKUU ni Kweli hii

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[ashomile]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

: A married lawyer made love to his girlfriend inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it so much that she forgot her panty. On getting home, his wife saw the girls panty in the car. She got mad and tore it into pieces screaming. Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What's this? The lawyer calmly replied. My God, you've just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of pounds. She quickly fell on her knees apologizing. Honey please forgive me, God will bring another one! ......[emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15][emoji15]



[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]kumbe ata lawyers hawapendi ujinga

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kuwa Na Smartphone Kuubwa Alafu Huna Mb Ni Sawa Na Kuwa Na Dem Mzuuri Alafu Huna Nguvu Za Kiume[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji28]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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In biology lessson
Teacher: any body with a question..??
Karoki:kwa makwapa kuna nywele,.kazi yake ni nini..???
Tcher: anybody with an answer
Mau: zina act kama kinusa mwili and thats why mwanaume ni jasho[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]
Pia wanafunzi hapendi ujinga....

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

WAKUU ni Kweli hii View attachment 779070

Ni kweli kabisa....

 

[myoyambendi]

14:09