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After you hurt a girl and you decide to check up on her and you text
"Hey Cutie lala salama" auto-correct na shetani yake ijiandike ".....lala salamander"
Hapo ndo utajua haujui my friend [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Acha nifike hapa mathare nikam [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]
 
Hahah!! Kulia na malalamiko kibao kama watoto wa kambo, aisee game ina mambo mengi sana ya kuzingatia ili kuli-win na kumaintain...
kabisa mkuu"" wanaleta udananda mnooo" kwenye biashara za watu ""...ndio maana unaona wanaotamba ni ali kiba ..diamond " vanesa mdee " kwa sababu wanatia mpunga "" wanafanya mziki kibiashara "" wajua kama unatia sehemu Fulani pesa zako " nilazima value yako ipande "" kwa sababu unalipia muda wako"" ........so huwezi kupelekwa pelekwa tu"" ....
 
After my high school, I decided to go to a medical school. .At the entrance, we were asked to re-arrange the word:- _PNEIS_. to form the name of an important body part which is most useful when active
Those who wrote spine are now professional doctors. While, those of us that wrote what you're thinking are whatsapp group and telegram admins
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I thought people said weed is bad..... I just smoked it now and feel nothing happens to me....... meanwhile I've sold my phone to buy airtime[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

I need help
So what we get drunk

So what we smoke weed

We’re just having fun

We don’t care who sees

So what we go out

That’s how it's supposed to be

Living young and wild and free
 
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