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[andjul]

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Mkuu hiyo picha nikiiangalia kwa nyuma kama ni Mwakaleli vilee?!!!

 

[Pyaar]

BARIKIWA [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

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[Pyaar]

How I used to sacrifice my two balls to save one ball. [emoji119]
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], maumivu yake sasaaaa..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], maumivu yake sasaaaa..

Kama vile unayajua [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]hivi ni shotiii eeh???

Alishasema mara nyingi kuwa ni shotiii...vere shotiiii...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mungu ni mwema.
Mwenyewe imeniumiza sana, nikaona niisogeze huku japo tujikumbushe majukumu yetu. Utajiri wa hapa duniani sio mali tu,kuna amani ya nafsi ikiwa tu utatenda yampendezayo Mwenyezi Mungu.
Kuondokewa na mzazi ni pigo kubwa sana, kukosa faraja kutoka kwa ndugu kunakifanya kidonda cha kupotelewa na mzazi(kisipone) kiendelee kutoa usaha.

Nakuelewa sana mkuu. Ni kumtegemea Mungu tu vinginevyo mtu unaweza hata kuchanganyikiwa !!!

 

[Pyaar]

Kama vile unayajua [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23],,

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[andjul]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], maumivu yake sasaaaa..

Huo mpira mkubwa ulio fungwa kwa makaratasi ya naironi halafu umesukwa kwa nyuzi, ukiwa na uzito wake baada ya kunyonya maji, umewahi kukufikia kwenye vikengele vyako hivyo viwili? Maumivu (kaptula iwe imechanika katikati ibaki kama sketi) yalikuwaje?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You borrow 20sh from your wife. And then after two days you give her 200sh without saying anything!! She will still ask for the 20sh you borrowed her,, they be like "hubby the 20sh wasn't mine the owner is seriously disturbing me[emoji17]!
I tell you This world is not funny without women[emoji68]. [emoji108][emoji108][emoji126]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*ukipata bibi wa maasai ako pekee yake usimkatie,labda maasai ameruka juu*

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Sister in Christ… u claim to be saved But you only talk to men with cars
were u baptized with petrol?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Pale club
Bouncer:niaje buda
Mimi😛oa sana
Bouncer:na hii mchanga ni ya nini kwa mfuko?
Mimi:kuchafua meza
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Niko hosi

 

[Pyaar]

Huo mpira mkubwa ulio fungwa kwa makaratasi ya naironi halafu umesukwa kwa nyuzi, ukiwa na uzito wake baada ya kunyonya maji, umewahi kukufikia kwenye vikengele vyako hivyo viwili? Maumivu (kaptula iwe imechanika katikati ibaki kama sketi) yalikuwaje?

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], nili kumisimo.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Lakini madem hutubeba mafala!!when u r sucking her boobs she will moan bt akibreastfeed nothing happens!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*When you see a poor African man eating chicken it is either he is sick or the chicken was sick*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Other news is that *Its only in Africa where parents remove eye glasses to listen what you're saying*

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

How do u identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye![emoji81][emoji24]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Unakumbuka ile siku ulifanya sex bila kinga, ghafla unaanza kuona vitu vya ajabu kiasi kwamba hata plate number za magari unaziona hivi..
T456HIV
T765STD
T123ARV
T484DIE
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kuwa kwa relationship na mtu mrefu kuliko ni tricky. Imagine kama mna walk badala ya kuekelea mkono kwa mabega yako anaekelea kwa kichwa
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