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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Jioni unarudi kwa keja unapata vyombo zote ni chafu so inabidi ukunywe soda na mkate supper ni kama uko music festivals za high school...kuwa single ni ngumu [emoji849] [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My parents live with the hope that one day i will change[emoji32].It's been more than 23 yrs but im still the same idiot[emoji3].

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My mom insists when you skip some stage in life,it will haunt you in your old age.

 

[Pyaar]

Sijaridhika na hii lanchi hasa kutoka kwako bro - bingwa wa kukoroga uji. Ni appetizer hii au ndo msosi wenyewe? Au uko Dar bro?

Mie niliiona hiyo menyu sikutia neno, nikasema ngoja wenzangu waje labda wanaweza sema lolote....Eti mwanaume.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

"It was just sex, just once.. it meant nothing to me, it's you i love babe.. i need you, i'm sorry, i'm so sorry, i promise i won't do it again.."
~Ancestor Of All Scams!![emoji23][emoji23]

 

[moudgulf]

Alikua Kocha wangu pale JKT Ruvu team ya under 20, huyu mzee peace sana Mungu amzidishie miaka mingi

Asee, kumbe ulikipiga pale jkt mkuu hongera

 

[moudgulf]

Likes ziendelee

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kuna jamaa aliibiwa simu kwenye matatu. Akifika nyumbani amuona mkewe yuwalia na family yake wote wako hapo wanajaribu kumpumbaza maskini.

Jamaa akashatuka akauliza kuna nini . Mamake mke akajibu kwa ukali “tena wauliza kuna nini na umemtumia message ya talaka”.

Jamaa akaapa " wallahi sikutuma hio message lakini simu yangu ndio imeibiwa." Hapo akachukua simu ya mkewe akampigia yule mwizi akamwambia sasa wewe umeniibia simu kisha pia wataka kunivunjia ndoa yangu . Mwizi akajibu ishakua huyo mkeo anikera saa anitumia message “uko wapi, uko na nani, mbona unchelewa, ukija niletee ice cream, usisahau maziwa ya mtoto, mbona hunijibu message, jibu, jibu, jibu, jibu.....”
[emoji85]Ah nikaona bora nimjibu kwa hiyo talaka tupumzike sote.

Waizi wengine wallahi watakwenda peponi [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[moudgulf]

Mijadala pia iendelee

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies,
I have this video that you all just have to see, nikipost hapa italeta shida, kindly inbox me your numbers niwatumie na WhatsApp.. Now!! [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

"Babe ebu imagine nilitype alafu nikasahau kufinya send."
~Scam.

 

[moudgulf]

Na huyu pimbi wake naye je?
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Mapimbi wawilli wameadimika hapa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Watu wanakaa pamoja for how long ndio waanze kushona nguo zinafanana asking for a friend

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Guys please remember me in your prayers. I am always dreaming of ladies buttocks [emoji527][emoji527]sijui shida ni nini

 

[Hashpower7113]

Wakuu mbona mimi sipati likes huku? Au mnapendeleana?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ice nimepita apo stadium ya Moscow kuna mkikuyu anauza bendera ya Belgium. Ameniambia anaitwa Kamau wa Zhirkov[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

"Many men out there are cheating with rings on their fingers.. They are married..
You think your boyfriend will not cheat because he has your pic on his dp on watsapp... Don't be stupid..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Si kwa ubaya lakini dr owuor anatupima ujinga...
Stanyaa nkiona tukipotezwa..

Msee alizaliwa deaf alafu akiponywa anaongea... Aliskia wapi akajifunza kuongea...


Mwingine aliponywa kipofu ... Anaambiwa atembee mpaka kwa kiti ya green.. How?? Alijuaje colour green..
I may not be religious as much but ...noo Niko na akili na najua
Kama kuna msee wake huku mtume kwangu ..

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you dont enjoy the smell of your own fart you are a witch[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23].

It is written somewhere [emoji16][emoji16][emoji108].

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mjomba tu tangu uachwe tayari ushakuwa motivational speaker?