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Usiku wa kupeana mawazo
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Nenda YouTube kuna mtu katoa tuition kule! [emoji23][emoji23]
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Unanipa tabu na kamusi ya kingereza; we mzungu..!!
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Thank you for being you!
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Mzungu KoKo....
Itabidi ieleweke tu
Shimba ya Buyenze
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Things that define Africans:
1. Urinating behind the Latrine.
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall.
3.Keeping brooms behind the door.
4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake
5. When you take shower,they ask where you want to go.
6. Keeping some plates,cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
7. Counting pieces of meat!
8. No natural death in Africa......your enemy is always the cause.
9. Counting money after withdrawing it from the ATM.
10. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.
11. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it to test whether it can work.
12. There is some special parts of meat that are always for the husband eg. the gizzard.
13.Removing shoes when the is mud.
14.Buying new clothes when its Christmas.
15. Sweeping the whole compound when one is expecting visitors.
16. Looking left and right when crossing a one way road.
17. Women counting chapati after cooking.
18. Keeping an empty plastic bottle after taking water for future use.
19. Reserving a special chair for the husband/ father.
Am proud to be African.....
1. Urinating behind the Latrine.
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall.
3.Keeping brooms behind the door.
4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake
5. When you take shower,they ask where you want to go.
6. Keeping some plates,cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
7. Counting pieces of meat!
8. No natural death in Africa......your enemy is always the cause.
9. Counting money after withdrawing it from the ATM.
10. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.
11. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it to test whether it can work.
12. There is some special parts of meat that are always for the husband eg. the gizzard.
13.Removing shoes when the is mud.
14.Buying new clothes when its Christmas.
15. Sweeping the whole compound when one is expecting visitors.
16. Looking left and right when crossing a one way road.
17. Women counting chapati after cooking.
18. Keeping an empty plastic bottle after taking water for future use.
19. Reserving a special chair for the husband/ father.
Am proud to be African.....
myoyambendi
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Jirani wana lugha zao...chuma kimekaza kweli kweli, ila grisi atatoa jirani[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Dont mention it.
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Teacher: Write three diseases that u know.
Little john:1.Malaria
2.Cholera
3. /
Teacher:What disease is that on #3?
John:Ni Stroke madam
Little john:1.Malaria
2.Cholera
3. /
Teacher:What disease is that on #3?
John:Ni Stroke madam
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Even that it's not Enough.
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Nini tena mh.
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[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]....
[emoji654]️[emoji654]️[emoji654]️Mpende jirani yako kama unavyojipenda wewe mwenyewe.
[emoji654]️[emoji654]️[emoji654]️Usimtamani mke wa jirani yako, wala mnyama wake wa kufugwa....
Maandiko...ila ukiwa na majirani "wema" raha sana !!!
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Karibu tena
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Unaonekana we ni mkarim sana
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