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[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

[emoji4] [emoji4] [emoji4] ""WestLife"" hao mkuu goma linaitwa ""My love"" kama sijakosea,Duuh umenikumbusha mbali aisee.

Daaa umekukumbusha wapi mzee ???

 

[moudgulf]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My wife said, "Are you ashamed to walk with me?"

I said, "Why are you shouting?"

She said, "Because you're on the other damn side of the road."
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this…
‘Looking for man with these qualifications; won’t beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.’
The next day her door bell rings, looking down on her doorstep was a man with no arms and legs.
He says “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.”
She says, “What makes you think you are so great in bed?”

He smiles and says “how do you think I rang your damn door bell?”

 

[moudgulf]

15:43

Mkuu Pyaar kwema huko.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Bbade]

Oooh why?

Tuyaache......

 

[Jerry santonga]

Nimepita

 

[moudgulf]

Ladies kwanzia leo ukienda kwa mwanaume na asikuridhishe iba kitu hapo ndani. Usikubali kupotezewa muda.

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] ni mzuri wa sura, shepu lakini anashindwa kutimiza majukumu yake hapo kwa bed anategemea umridhishe, Thubutuu[emoji3] [emoji3] na aibe aone kama hajavunjwa nyonga[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

 

[Nigendako]

My wife said, "Are you ashamed to walk with me?"

I said, "Why are you shouting?"

She said, "Because you're on the other damn side of the road."
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Hahaha wa dizaini hyo hata kutambulishwa ndio huwa wanatambulishwa hv,, huyu ndio Mama James haitwi shemeji,,, wanaume tunashida mahali

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] ni mzuri wa sura, shepu lakini anashindwa kutimiza majukumu yake hapo kwa bed anategemea umridhishe, Thubutuu[emoji3] [emoji3] na aibe aone kama hajavunjwa nyonga[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

Word...Na yeye asiponiridhisha nimfanyeje?

 

[moudgulf]

Kama hatukemei UJINGA na UVUNJISHAJI WA KATIBA YETU tutashindwa kuelimishana. Na hapo tusilalamike kimya kimya ” Maana dereva akiwa amelewa na wewe unajua lakini unakaa kimya ajali ikitokea you too are RESPONSIBLE. Take ur seat as a citizen.

Naelewa sana, kuna watu hawataki kuelewa ukweli huu

 

[moudgulf]

 

[moudgulf]

 

[moudgulf]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A boy was teaching a girl maths.

He kissed her,then kissed her again and said: This is ADDITION.
Then the girl kissed him back and said: This is SUBTRACTION.
Then they kissed each other and said: This is MULTIPLICATION.
Suddenly the girl's dad came and beat up the boy,threw him away and said "Stupid boy!" This is DIVISION!
I don't wanna see u here again and that's LONG DIVISION!!
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I attended a crusade and someone touched ma shoulder and told me
''YOU WILL WALK''
I didn't bother because I was not lame.
After the crusade,l checked ma pocket and I noticed ma wallet which contained ma transportation was missing and
Behold...l WALKED[emoji23]🤣[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Teacher: If you eat fish?
Student: Its good for my eyes.
Teacher: If you dont eat fish
Student: Its good for the fish!
🤣🤣🤣[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I can't wait to have kids so that I could delay them at the church after service by greeting and talking to everyone
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Culture has to be kept alive

 

[Nigendako]

Queen of the South