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myoyambendi · Jul 30, 2018

Usiku wa burudani na raha

myoyambendi · Jul 30, 2018

Usiku wa kupeana mawazo

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 30, 2018

Yegomasika said:
Huyu jirani ana makusudi huyu, eeh! [emoji23][emoji23]

Uneona eeeh!

Maandishi tu ya kwenye kanga yana utata...ni jirani mzuri...

Kylian D · Jul 30, 2018

Demiss said:
Nianze na ww kwanini unapenda kuniponda lakini yan popote ukinikuta lazima unitwange tusii?
Tuanzie hap kwanza

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yegomasika · Jul 30, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Mi sijaweza hata mara moja. Duh !!!
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Nenda YouTube kuna mtu katoa tuition kule! [emoji23][emoji23]

Designated · Jul 30, 2018

bbade said:
You're CuTe can I keep you?

Unanipa tabu na kamusi ya kingereza; we mzungu..!!

mbalizi1 · Jul 30, 2018

Bbade · Jul 30, 2018

Designated said:
thought I was the lucky one

Thank you for being you!

Bbade · Jul 30, 2018

Designated said:
Unanipa tabu na kamusi ya kingereza; we mzungu..!!

Mzungu KoKo....
Itabidi ieleweke tu

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 30, 2018

Things that define Africans:
1. Urinating behind the Latrine.
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall.
3.Keeping brooms behind the door.
4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake
5. When you take shower,they ask where you want to go.
6. Keeping some plates,cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
7. Counting pieces of meat!
8. No natural death in Africa......your enemy is always the cause.
9. Counting money after withdrawing it from the ATM.
10. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.
11. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it to test whether it can work.
12. There is some special parts of meat that are always for the husband eg. the gizzard.
13.Removing shoes when the is mud.
14.Buying new clothes when its Christmas.
15. Sweeping the whole compound when one is expecting visitors.
16. Looking left and right when crossing a one way road.
17. Women counting chapati after cooking.
18. Keeping an empty plastic bottle after taking water for future use.
19. Reserving a special chair for the husband/ father.
Am proud to be African.....

myoyambendi · Jul 30, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Uneona eeeh!

Maandishi tu ya kwenye kanga yana utata...ni jirani mzuri...

Jirani wana lugha zao...chuma kimekaza kweli kweli, ila grisi atatoa jirani[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Designated · Jul 30, 2018

bbade said:
Thank you for being you!

Dont mention it.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 30, 2018

Teacher: Write three diseases that u know.
Little john:1.Malaria
2.Cholera
3. /
Teacher:What disease is that on #3?
John:Ni Stroke madam

myoyambendi · Jul 30, 2018

19:33

Bbade · Jul 30, 2018

Designated said:
Dont mention it.

Even that it's not Enough.

lup · Jul 30, 2018

Putin The Great said:
Ndo ivo

Nini tena mh.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 30, 2018

myoyambendi said:
Jirani wana lugha zao...chuma kimekaza kweli kweli, ila grisi atatoa jirani[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]....

[emoji654]️[emoji654]️[emoji654]️Mpende jirani yako kama unavyojipenda wewe mwenyewe.

[emoji654]️[emoji654]️[emoji654]️Usimtamani mke wa jirani yako, wala mnyama wake wa kufugwa....

Maandiko...ila ukiwa na majirani "wema" raha sana !!!

lup · Jul 30, 2018

Jerry santonga said:
Nimepita

Karibu tena

lup · Jul 30, 2018

bbade said:
Wewe tena....siwezi kukupita kimya.
Siku yako imeishaje?

Unaonekana we ni mkarim sana

myoyambendi · Jul 30, 2018

Wapi numbisa alete sambusa tule...

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