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Bbade · Jul 30, 2018

Behaviourist said:
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]!....unaogopa kurushwa kichurachura eeeh!

Umejuaje???

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 30, 2018

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

Yegomasika · Jul 30, 2018

Numbisa said:
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Mi napenda vitumbua aisee, Sambusa siyo sana! [emoji23][emoji23]

carbamazepine · Jul 30, 2018

carbamazepine · Jul 30, 2018

Shimba ya Buyenze · Jul 30, 2018

Yegomasika said:
Mi napenda vitumbua aisee, Sambusa siyo sana! [emoji23][emoji23]

Unapenda vitumbua halafu zari likikuangukia la kwenda kuvila tena darasani kabisa na mlishaji mtaalamu profesa unatimua mbio. Una bahati. Ningekuwa yule mzee wa Kikinga shwaiiini ingekuhusu aisee [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️

carbamazepine · Jul 30, 2018

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Pyaar · Jul 30, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Unapenda vitumbua halafu zari likikuangukia la kwenda kuvila tena darasani kabisa na mlishaji mtaalamu profesa unatimua mbio. Una bahati. Ningekuwa yule mzee wa Kikinga shwaiiini ingekuhusu aisee [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], mnampigia mbuzi gitaa.

Yegomasika · Jul 30, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Unapenda vitumbua halafu zari likikuangukia la kwenda kuvila tena darasani kabisa na mlishaji mtaalamu profesa unatimua mbio. Una bahati. Ningekuwa yule mzee wa Kikinga shwaiiini ingekuhusu aisee [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️[emoji124]‍♂️

Hivi unaongelea Vitumbua Vitumbua au Vitumbua? [emoji23][emoji23]

Pyaar · Jul 30, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Menstruation Testimony!*

During church service, this 16-year old pastor's daughter stood up and said: "Praise the Lord!" Everybody shouted with joy: "Hallelujah!!". She continued:
"Since the age of 13, I've been experiencing painful monthly periods. But now, after a series of Bible studies and prayers with brother Solomon in his house, my monthly periods have stopped for more than 3 months now. No more pain, no more menstruation. You can see I'm even getting fatter and prettier. We are starting to pray seriously about the small problem of vomiting, especially in the morning. Praise the Lord".
The whole church was silent... and
Brother Solomon fainted!!!
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carbamazepine · Jul 30, 2018

Keeping negative company. – Don’t let someone who has a bad attitude give it to you. Don’t let them get to you. They can’t pull the trigger if you don’t hand them the gun. When you remember that keeping the company of negative people is a choice, instead of an obligation, you free yourself to keep the company of compassion instead of anger, generosity instead of greed, and patience instead of anxiety.

Pyaar · Jul 30, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Hawa ladies wenye huweka earphones kwa maskio hata wakienda kwa duka, how will you get a husband, TOA usikie ukiitwa huko nyuma[emoji23]

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Yegomasika · Jul 30, 2018

Pyaar said:
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], mnampigia mbuzi gitaa.

Mwalimu kwani leo umechoma Vitumbua nije kula? [emoji23][emoji23]

carbamazepine · Jul 30, 2018

Yegomasika said:
Hivi unaongelea Vitumbua Vitumbua au Vitumbua? [emoji23][emoji23]

Yaani wewe unahitaji maombi,akii tena[emoji124][emoji124]

Yegomasika · Jul 30, 2018

carbamazepine said:
Yaani wewe unahitaji maombi,akii tena[emoji124][emoji124]

[emoji134]‍♂️[emoji134]‍♂️[emoji134]‍♂️... Jamani! [emoji1][emoji1]

carbamazepine · Jul 30, 2018

Yaani unapenda habari za kuch kuch hotae wewe,sijui ukoje[emoji23][emoji23]

Yegomasika said:
[emoji134]‍♂️[emoji134]‍♂️[emoji134]‍♂️... Jamani! [emoji1][emoji1]

Pyaar · Jul 30, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Don't trust those church girls who wear long dresses.... They are naked inside[emoji23][emoji23]

Hahahhaha! Kuna dhehebu moja wanawake wanavaa sketi za malinda ndefu, halafu sheria ya kanisa haiwaruhusu kuvaa pichu...[emoji23][emoji23]..
Kuna siku dada mmoja wa dhehebu hilo alipanda bodaboda katika hali ile basi bahati mbaya ile sketi ikanasa kule kwenye mnyororo [emoji23][emoji23]....Mara paaaap wakala mweleka na dereva wake...Mambo yote hadharani[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Jul 30, 2018

Yegomasika said:
Mi napenda vitumbua aisee, Sambusa siyo sana! [emoji23][emoji23]

Vya motooooo mafuta mafuta,ukikibonyeza unasikia pwiii pwiii

Numbisa · Jul 30, 2018

Kuna uhusiano mkubwa kati ya hekima na busara za mtu na mafanikio yake kwenye shughuli anazozifanya ili kujiletea maendeleo na uhuru wa kiuchumi.

Kwa hekima mtu hupanga mikakati yake ya muda mrefu na mfupi na kwa busara alizojaliwa huomba ushauri na kutafuta taarifa zote muhimu kabla ya kuanza kutekeleza anachokiamini. Kwa utaratibu huu, uwezekano wa kupata mafanikio ni mkubwa.

Pyaar · Jul 30, 2018

Yegomasika said:
Mwalimu kwani leo umechoma Vitumbua nije kula? [emoji23][emoji23]

Hakuna siku nisiyochoma vitumbua...Vitumbua mayai....Wahitaji vingapi?

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