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[Nigendako]

 

[moudgulf]

Bwana mmoja, bibi mmoja na mtoto mmoja mwanamke, wakitoka kistaraabu kwenye bustani kutulaki

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ni wangapi tulikuwa tunaeka shati chini ya mattress tukiwa High school ikajipige basi[emoji13]
tumetoka mbali lakini[emoji23][emoji23]

(Maandaeitini hamtaelewa hata ninachoongelea)

 

[Nigendako]

 

[carbamazepine]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]na bado kuosha majungu ya ugali na maharage

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] aisee carba haha
Kukaa kwa mashemeji bhna kuna jam sana,,,kuna kazi unapewa hata hazifai kama hii[emoji116]
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Hameni jamani[emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji117][emoji117][emoji117]nimeona mkono tu hapo walah[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My dear friends. Work very hard so that ur kids don come here on social media telling people to type AMEN to receive miracles[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]its only in kenya where u pray while ur eyes are open coz ur pocket can be a blessing to somebody you don't expect na utapata taabu sana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]*

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Accidents zingine ni kama documentary.
Kuna Lori ya nyama imegongana na ya maziwa[emoji491]🥛
Si io ni kama kushikanisha ng'ombe tena[emoji848][emoji848][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Nigendako]

carba ya kwako hii,,,mshua na yy ana hz mambo?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

One guy wrote on his Facebook status: "Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."

400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend: "Where did you go in Uber bro, the party was in your house."

 

[carbamazepine]

Mmh!!hizi tafiti sasa

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Your future wife thinks that she will marry a handsome man with a six pack..poor girl
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dear men, dont worry if a girl refuses to reply your messages in facebook,go to her timeline and post"thanks for the night we had together,I really enjoyed. "Then wait for her in your inbox because she is coming[emoji23]🤣[emoji28][emoji23]🤣[emoji28]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ladies!!!...One Day Steal Your Guys Phone And Text One Of His Male besties”I Got My Girl Pregnant”[emoji54]If He Replies Which One ??[emoji25][emoji26]My Sister Know U are As Useless As K in Knife[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Husband and wife are watching a boxing match which ends with a knockout
Husband:soo boring,it all ends in one minute!!
Wife:now u know how I feel[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

 

[carbamazepine]

Hili jambo hata mimi huwa nashangaa,ni kwamba wazazi wamechoka kulea ama wako busy kutafuta pesa?
Unakuta katoto ka5yrs et kanapelekwa boarding school?nani akalee haka katoto?

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Primary ulikuwa unaanza composition ukijichocha vile nyinyi ni maballer. Ati vile sijui you walked down the spiral stairs and had bacon for breakfast. Deep into the composition unajisahau unasema cattle rustlers came and stole your only cow[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

That moment when you are in a family gathering, and that stubborn child took your wallet without your notice, she opened it and brought out a sachet of condom in the presence of everybody, she went straight to your father and told him "Daddy please open this chocolate for me"...[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

 

[Nigendako]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]na bado kuosha majungu ya ugali na maharageHameni jamani[emoji23][emoji23]
[emoji117][emoji117][emoji117]nimeona mkono tu hapo walah[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] unazani tunapenda bhasi,,,
Bado na kugombania sufuria la wali kutoa ukoko

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Your girl left u coz ur broke. Instead of looking for a job, u are looking for another girl.
Nini mbaya na wewe?[emoji848]
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