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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The phrase “killing time” is ironic because it’s really time that’s killing you

 

[mzee wa liver]

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Ananyongwa ama

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

We trust people with sloppiest handwriting to perform highly precise life-threatening surgical procedures.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Kwa vile ameweza ku-branch out na kujiingiza katika maeneo mengine au kuna vigezo vingine?

Kwangu mimi kwenye mieleka huyu ndiye bingwa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

If you’re accused of being argumentative and defensive, it’s impossible to debate it.

 

[mzee wa liver]

Et mtu anauliza mi nani/// akat kashika birth certicate yangu./

Ofisi zingine bhana....kukatana stimu tu

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[mzee wa liver]

The most frustrating feeling is getting angry when you hurt yourself

Mia mia

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dear ladies Flat Ass is caused by sitting in a relationship that is not yours[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]dont argue with me am not your father [emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Life Without Girls....The result: Markets silent, Streets empty, The police at rest, All mobile companies in loss, No SMS, No Flowers, No Valentine, No Candles, No Perfumes, All the men directed to Heaven

 

[Nigendako]

Nini kinaendelea hapa bro? Wanaonekana ni Waasia hawa au ni sisi?

Hapana sio Waasia bro,, mambo ya Ukoloni hayo,, enzi za utumwa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Does your life insurance company know you love being strangled during sex[emoji23][emoji23]?

 

[ISIS]

 

[Nigendako]

Mkuu mambo vipi

Fresh mkuu,, habari ya kwako?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hakuna kitu huuma mwanaume kama kutumia dem pesa ina jiandika Eliud Nyangosi

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My sister, dating one loyal man will make you a bigger girl than gathering 11 cheap fuckboys. One Lionel Messi is better than the entire chelsea team.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Nigendako]

Ananyongwa ama

Ndio mkuu,, ananyongwa hapo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Hapana sio Waasia bro,, mambo ya Ukoloni hayo,, enzi za utumwa

Washenzi wale walitufanyia mambo ya kishenzi sana na mpaka leo hatujakaa sawa kisaikolojia...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kwangu mimi kwenye mieleka huyu ndiye bingwa

Sawa mkuu. Kwema lakini?

 

[Nigendako]

Hakuna kitu huuma mwanaume kama kutumia dem pesa ina jiandika Eliud Nyangosi

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Hahahah no way out bro,, tyl unakuwa umetuma

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Pana kaumbali kidogo lakini kuna miamba inaogolea kutoka kisiwa UK to Ukara

Eti miamba inaogelea [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]