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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If U Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up...It Is Like...A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

i want to marry a vegetarian's daughter ..hmm I cant wait to pay dowery with...Spinach n cabbages
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Marrying a sponsor is not a problem.. problem comes when you want to listen to Ariana Grande na yeye ameng'ang'ana kuskiza matangazo ya vifo[emoji19][emoji19]

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[mzee wa liver]

DEM: Uko wapi bby
JAMAA: Niko njiani naelekea shuleni niko na gari ya Baba Marcedenz benz ile Bmw ipo service, we uko wapi bby.
DEM: Nipo siti ya nyuma yako kwenye hii daladala ya chanika nilitaka nikuambie usilipe nauli nishakulipia
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Hahahaahahaha

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

My love for you can make me jump in front of a train.As long as it's not moving.[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Fact of Life :- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons...But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: GIRL

 

[mzee wa liver]

Hivi ile zipu ya mbele kwenye suruali za wadada , huwa ni ya kutolea nini? [emoji41][emoji41][emoji41] still thinking about this.

Ukipata jibu unitag

 

[mzee wa liver]

Marrying a sponsor is not a problem.. problem comes when you want to listen to Ariana Grande na yeye ameng'ang'ana kuskiza matangazo ya vifo[emoji19][emoji19]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Aftr engagement! Girl: Now stop looking at girls, u r commited now! Boy: Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesnt mean that i cant look at the MENU?

 

[mzee wa liver]

14:13

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ukipata jibu unitag

Hivi leo wameonekana hapa?

 

[Pyaar]

Ukipata jibu unitag

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Muda umefika wa kujikomboa na utumwa huu

Umekiangalia kizazi hiki kipya ambacho hata hakijui lugha za wazazi na utamaduni wao?

Hizi zitabakia kuwa nadharia tu na makelele ya akina Ngugi. We are in trouble [emoji36][emoji36][emoji36][emoji36]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kabisa aisee!! Walitufanyia unyama wa kutisha sana,,,Ila Leo hii unakuta kuna urafiki wa mtu mweusi na mweupe kabsa,,, Aisee nachoamini mm hakuna urafiki wa mweupe na mweusi otherwise kuna kitu mweupe anafaidika nacho toka kwa mweusi!!!

Ni kweli bro. Ukimwona mzungu amekazana eti kumsaidia Mwafrika jua kuna kitu anafaidika kama siyo sasa ni huko mbele ya safari.

 

[Pyaar]

Hivi ile zipu ya mbele kwenye suruali za wadada , huwa ni ya kutolea nini? [emoji41][emoji41][emoji41] still thinking about this.

Inasaidia katika uvaaji na uvuaji wa suruali...[emoji23]
Endapo suruali haina lastic.

 

[Zamaulid]

Nipate like tafadhari

 

[Zamaulid]

Likes for me please

 

[Pyaar]

Hakuna kitu huuma mwanaume kama kutumia dem pesa ina jiandika Eliud Nyangosi

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[myoyambendi]

Dear ladies Flat Ass is caused by sitting in a relationship that is not yours[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]dont argue with me am not your father [emoji23][emoji23]

😀😀😀

 

[myoyambendi]

Na kiendacho kwa mganga huwa hakirudi ng'o !!!

KWELI