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[mzee wa liver]

Safi mkuu,,, mambo vp? pole na majukumu

Tumeshapoa weekend tunapata[emoji482] [emoji482] [emoji482] [emoji482] [emoji482] za kupoza akili

 

[mzee wa liver]

Prof. Hili ndio somo gani? Mbanduano 101? [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1550][emoji1550]

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[mzee wa liver]

Sijambo? Vipi habari za masiku?

Gr8 miss u sana

 

[mzee wa liver]

Wapi Davet

 

[mzee wa liver]

Umekumbuka wapi mkuu

Kidato cha pili mkuu wimbo huo x wangu naona naye akiusikia atakumbuka mengi

 

[Kgothalo]

Gr8 miss u sana

Missing you too

 

[Nigendako]

Kidato cha pili mkuu wimbo huo x wangu naona naye akiusikia atakumbuka mengi

Hahaha mzee wa liver bhana,,, kwan bado mnawasiliana na huyo ex wako

 

[mzee wa liver]

Missing you too

Asante

 

[mzee wa liver]

Like sand through hour glass this is days of our lives

 

[mzee wa liver]

Unaenda *"The Kilimanjaro Hyatt Hotel"* unaona menu imeandikwa:

"Sauteed white corn, rare lucy beans, garnished with rift potatoes & topped with organic unprocessed guacamole."

Price: TZS 46,500/=

Unaagiza!

Ukiletewa ndio unagundua kwamba ni makande [emoji15][emoji779]
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Halafu ukikumbuka Kibaigwa gunia la mahindi la kilo 100 ni sh 40,000/=
The world is not fair[emoji849][emoji849][emoji15][emoji779][emoji23][emoji23]🤣[emoji779][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[mzee wa liver]

*Lugha maarufu enzi zileeee.....;*

1. Lete Tulivyokaa

2. Muongeze 5 huyo

3. Mbona bia haziendi?

4. Usiulize, wee Ongeza tu

5. Mbona jikoni hawatusikilizi??

6. Aah,tunahudumiwa na dume?

7. Nimesema Mbuzi mzima!!

8. Wee hizi ni kilo 5 kweli?

9. Kuna watu wanabusu bia!

10. Hamishia opener hapa hapa?

*Zama hizi sasaaa.....*
1. Waruke wote, sijaja nao mimi

2. Mmh, kaongeza nyingine?

3. Bia zenu bei mbaya zaidi ya jirani yenu?

4. dada, uliza kwanza hata kabla ya kuleta toothpiki

5. Tumekula majumbani kwetu

6. Nitanunulia kaunta mwenyewe

7. Mna kongoro?

8. Lete supu tu bila finyango kwani shingaa?

9. Siku hizi inashauriwa bia 2 tu kwa afya

10. Hebu toa mavituvitu yenu hapa yanatuzingua

11. Nilitee bili ya bia nilizokuagiza mimi nyingine sizijui...

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼

 

[Pyaar]

Prof. Hili ndio somo gani? Mbanduano 101? [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1550][emoji1550]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], mbanduano 302

 

[mzee wa liver]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], mbanduano 302

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[Yegomasika]

Like sand through hour glass this is days of our lives

Poti unakipenda hii Soap Opera ya Mzee Victor? [emoji1][emoji1]

 

[mzee wa liver]

Mdada anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anasikia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake ibra ambae ni kipofu,akamkaribisha ndani akakaa, dada akavua ile kanga akabaki uchi akainama akaanza kujipaka mafuta akijua ibra hamuoni na mazungumzo yakawa hivi..:VP IBRA MBONA UMEPOTEA YANI HUONEKANI SIKU HIZI....IBRA: AH NILIENDA INDIA KUFANYIWA OPERESHENI YA MACHO SASA HIVI NAONA VIZURI KABISA! Unajua kilichotokea? nirushie jero fasta nikumalizie part tw

 

[mzee wa liver]

*#MADEM BWANA UKIWA UNASEX NAE UTASIKIA BABY MWAGIA NJE WANAFIKIRI NISIMPLE TU HAWAJUI NI KAMA UMEPANDA BODA IPO SPEED ALAFU UNAAMBIWA URUKE*
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[Yegomasika]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23], mbanduano 302

Eeh! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Nigendako]

*Lugha maarufu enzi zileeee.....;*

1. Lete Tulivyokaa

2. Muongeze 5 huyo

3. Mbona bia haziendi?

4. Usiulize, wee Ongeza tu

5. Mbona jikoni hawatusikilizi??

6. Aah,tunahudumiwa na dume?

7. Nimesema Mbuzi mzima!!

8. Wee hizi ni kilo 5 kweli?

9. Kuna watu wanabusu bia!

10. Hamishia opener hapa hapa?

*Zama hizi sasaaa.....*
1. Waruke wote, sijaja nao mimi

2. Mmh, kaongeza nyingine?

3. Bia zenu bei mbaya zaidi ya jirani yenu?

4. dada, uliza kwanza hata kabla ya kuleta toothpiki

5. Tumekula majumbani kwetu

6. Nitanunulia kaunta mwenyewe

7. Mna kongoro?

8. Lete supu tu bila finyango kwani shingaa?

9. Siku hizi inashauriwa bia 2 tu kwa afya

10. Hebu toa mavituvitu yenu hapa yanatuzingua

11. Nilitee bili ya bia nilizokuagiza mimi nyingine sizijui...

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Nigendako]

Mdada anatoka kuoga akiwa na kanga moja tu anasikia hodi,kufungua mlango akakuta ni jirani yake ibra ambae ni kipofu,akamkaribisha ndani akakaa, dada akavua ile kanga akabaki uchi akainama akaanza kujipaka mafuta akijua ibra hamuoni na mazungumzo yakawa hivi..:VP IBRA MBONA UMEPOTEA YANI HUONEKANI SIKU HIZI....IBRA: AH NILIENDA INDIA KUFANYIWA OPERESHENI YA MACHO SASA HIVI NAONA VIZURI KABISA! Unajua kilichotokea? nirushie jero fasta nikumalizie part tw

Hahaha aisee

 

[mzee wa liver]

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Hahaha ndio hivyo mkuu