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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

I love this joke!! [emoji3] [emoji3]
A 60 years old lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship. ....[emoji925] She was using both hands to hold her hat onto her head so it wouldn't blow away.....[emoji134]
A gentleman approached the lady and said ..... "Ma'am, .... I am sorry to bother you but the wind is blowing your dress up".....[emoji5]
The lady replied, ...... "Sir, if I take my hands off of my hat it will blow away"......[emoji46]
"I understand,..ma'am,..... but .... you aren't wearing any undergarments ", ..... replied the gentleman.
The lady looked down then ...... back up at the gentleman and said,
Sir, .... anything you see down there is 60 years old. I bought this hat yesterday....
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[andjul]

Nitaitafuta. Leo pia najipikilisha samaki. Nikiikosa orijino nitawawekea mpya...Muone mavidole yalivyo marefu...Kesho mtoe na magodoro nje. Shwaiiiniii [emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️

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[Numbisa]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mom ; *Go wash the dishes.*
Me. ; *_WTF!?!_*
Mom ; *Excuse me,??¿!*
Me. ; Where's The Forks? [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji273][emoji111]☻[emoji86]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Wife: Sweetheart, you're always drunk. You're spending a lot of money on beer*
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*Hubby: You change hairstyles every month, you buy face powder and have your nails done every now and then, do I complain?*

*Wife: It's because I wanna look beautiful to you sweetie*
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*Hubby: Same with me, l drink beer everyday because I only see your beauty when l'm drunk.*

*Wife: [emoji24][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Nitawatafutia ile orijino niwawekee roho zenu zitulie. Sato wa kwangu walikuwa tayari kuingia oven bana siyo hao jamaa sijui yuko sokoni anachambua...Kha !!!

Ungetokea Gold Crest sasa hivi tungekuwa tunaongea mengine dadeki [emoji36][emoji36][emoji36][emoji36][emoji36][emoji36]

aah ipo hio daah niliiacha makusudi nikaleta hizi aaaaahhh inauma sana

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell, like i love you so much i'm gonna get the government involved so u cant leave

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Has your Girlfriend ever found a bra in your room?? You have to cheat her you were given by a witch doctor so as to win Sportspesa betting.

 

[andjul]

Wenyewe

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] hatimaye Numbisa rolo modo wa mtu amerudi...

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Wanawake wananiachaga hoi sijui nani aliwambia et maji yaliyobaki kuogea ndo ya kufulia chupii*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 * *POVU RUKSA,MAANA UKWELI UNAUMA[emoji16][emoji16]*

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Sasa magodoro yanahusika vipi na mikono??[emoji125][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

If you know you know [emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️

 

[Numbisa]

 

[capitalpool]

Mgonjwa wetu mashuhuri sana. Anarudi lini?

Sina taarifa kuhusu hilo mkuu, nafurahi kuona anaendelea vizuri.

 

[carbamazepine]

Una maanisha hivyo vikatuni utaendelea kumwaga humu hadi Jumatatu!!
Haya ngoja tuendelee kufaidi huto tumisambwanda [emoji1] [emoji1]

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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]shem bhana

 

[carbamazepine]

aah ipo hio daah niliiacha makusudi nikaleta hizi aaaaahhh inauma sana

Halafu hata mimi nimeiona daah![emoji19][emoji19][emoji19]

 

[carbamazepine]

If you know you know [emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️

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Muone

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] hatimaye Numbisa rolo modo wa mtu amerudi...

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U rolo modo keshaupoteza. Rolo modo gani mpole hivi? Nikiona ligi angalau mbili tatu hivi urolo modo unarudi pale pale. Kwa sasa hakuna kitu

 

[carbamazepine]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]