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Pombe ni mbaya sana Jana nikitoka work nikapitia kwa mama Pima nigonge kitu, kutoka hapo kufika keja nikapata iko empty hakuna TV, bed, kiti yaani nikashindwa huyu mwizi kwani aliiba hadi kiwi, saa coz nilikua nimechoka ikabidi nilale kwa floor baridi.... Vile nimeamka Leo morning ndio nimekumbuka nilihama kwa hiyo ploti.
 
Women will always tell you that men are unfaithful, they cheat and lie [emoji53]
My sisters, have you forgotten that what a man can do a woman can do it better... [emoji848][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]🤝
 
Nimefanya shopping hapa Naivas alafu wakaniuliza, "uko na place ya kueka?"
Mimi si nikapea huyo cashier flash disk[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
ata sijajua vle nmefika nje🤣🤣
 
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]This morning, one cute girl was just staring at me, I was blushing [emoji4]..... Until she came closer and said "Come,,,,, u look like one groundnut seller that ran away with my change"..........

I fainted [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji134]‍♂[emoji134]‍♂[emoji134]‍♂
 
Blessed are the side-chicks who meet you with your wife & ignore you totally, like you don't exist, then send you a text next day sayin, "Jana Nilikuona na wife wako, hata nikashindwa kukusalimia. Yule mlikuwa naye ndiye first born?"
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