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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

There was drama in an Highway Court Embu after a man who was found in possession of bhang/marijuana demanded that the charges be read in Rastafarian language since its the only language he understands

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ndio shem

Smirnoff hii yenye 40% Abv. Unaweza kupiga vishoti vingapi kabla hujapepesuka wewe? Au hii Smirnoff mnayoongelea ni ipi? Smirnoff Vodka kabisa?

 

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

KaYego kapo?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Some dudes have one looong nail usually on the pinkie finger, and think it's swag. Why don't you make yourself useful usimame kando ya duka uwe ukiscratchia watu airtime.

 

[Basi Nenda]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kama punde si punde punde ni nini?

 

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Parachichi safi kabisa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Enyewe tunafaa kujuana....mimi ni mwanaume na kitu *nimefinya* hii mwaka ni *remote ya tv*time ya #worldcup[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]....madem wengine apa najua kitu *imewafinya* ni *viatu* na wengine kitu *inawakula* ni *stress tu*

tunafaa kujuana bana
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Mimi nimemaliza kujitambulisha

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to…But when a boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
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Do not get confused

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You can't be single both offline and online ,my sister choose one struggle use those filters,grab someone else bae and be happy[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

 

[Numbisa]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

During sex some ladies be like
aki woooiye Baibe usinimwagie ndani[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
My sister do you think its easy to jump out from a running vehicle[emoji13][emoji13][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji113][emoji113]

 

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[Numbisa]

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Hii imfikie Jirani
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Mwanaume zingatia [emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️[emoji1549]‍♂️

 

[Numbisa]

Kuna vitu vingi ambavyo unaweza kutumia kwa manufaa yako ili kufanya wanawake wakuone unavutia. Amini usiamini, hivi vitu si lazima uwe tajiri wala uwe na urembo wowote. Mwanzo kati ya vitu hivyo vingi ni rahisi kuvitumia kwa urahisi. Hii hapa ni orodha ya mambo ambayo ukiyazingatia yatakufanya wewe uwe na mnato kwa mwanamke yeyote yule