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Today is Jacob's birthday,
So his wife decided to surprise him, she took him to a Strip-Club House.
At the club -
DOORMAN: Hey Jacob! How are you? [emoji4]
WIFE: How does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: We play Golf together! [emoji26]
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jacob? [emoji4]
WIFE: And how does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: He's on the Bowling Team! [emoji27]
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jacob?
The Wife storms out...... dragging jacob with her, into a taxi! [emoji36] [emoji596]
TAXI DRIVER: Hey jacob boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? [emoji15][emoji15]
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Jacob's funeral will be this Friday at 12noon...