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Poti niajeJumapili njema.
Morning mkuu
Hahahaha
Mkuu habari za asbhUtu na umoja
Yap imewadiaJumapili ingine
Mkuu kwema[emoji12][emoji13][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Today is Jacob's birthday,
So his wife decided to surprise him, she took him to a Strip-Club House.
At the club -
DOORMAN: Hey Jacob! How are you? [emoji4]
WIFE: How does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: We play Golf together! [emoji26]
BARTENDER: The usual beer Jacob? [emoji4]
WIFE: And how does he know you? [emoji35]
Jacob: He's on the Bowling Team! [emoji27]
HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jacob?
The Wife storms out...... dragging jacob with her, into a taxi! [emoji36] [emoji596]
TAXI DRIVER: Hey jacob boy....You picked an ugly one this time...Same Hotel? [emoji15][emoji15]
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Jacob's funeral will be this Friday at 12noon...
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Aaaah bro hivi unanijali kweli yaan ngumi nikale mie wewe ufurahi jamaaaaniii
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Aisee hahahaha
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Msamiati mpya hahaha
Mia mia mkuunafeel sana...uwepo wenu...japo kuwa hatuonani..lakini mmekuwa marafiki zangu wazuri!
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Sijui umeimba nini kula likes kwanza
Safi sana kwa asbh hii
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Mkuu niajeHahahah chura anaruka ruka chura
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Huku kwema pia carba,, tunamshukuru Mungu
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