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[ho chi minh]

GIRL IN A SEX SHOP

Girl: Where is the artificial penis section
Salesman: That corner
Girl: How much for this big Red one ?
Salesman: Sorry Madam that is a FIRE EXSTINGUISHER
Ladies and greediness [emoji23][emoji23]

Inawezeka alikua na...na..naaa hatari sana

 

[Numbisa]

Kiungo wa Arsenal Aaron Ramsay, 27, amesema yupo katika rada za klabu ya AC Milan. Mkataba wa kiungo huyo na Arsenal unamalizika mwisho wa msimu. (Sun)

 

[Numbisa]

Kiungo mchezeshaji wa Lyon Nabil Fekir, 25, ameachana na fikra za kukwama kwa uhamisho wake - lakini hilo halijamkatisha tamaa ya kufikiria kuchezea Ligi ya England katika siku za usoni. (Mirror)

 

[Numbisa]

Kiungo mchezeshaji wa Lyon Nabil Fekir, 25, ameachana na fikra za kukwama kwa uhamisho wake - lakini hilo halijamkatisha tamaa ya kufikiria kuchezea Ligi ya England katika siku za usoni. (Mirror)

 

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[Numbisa]

Kiungo mchezeshaji wa Lyon Nabil Fekir, 25, ameachana na fikra za kukwama kwa uhamisho wake - lakini hilo halijamkatisha tamaa ya kufikiria kuchezea Ligi ya England katika siku za usoni. (Mirror)

 

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Before calling someone broke, jione kwanza. Anza na simu yako, kama ni ya below 200k jua hakuna kitu unasema

 

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[Darubini1]

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Haijalishi pia

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

You won't receive calls from relatives when you are Jobless but when you get employed, you will realize that everyone becomes your relative. They wish you a good morning, have a good day and good night. They even react to your emoji status on WhatsApp just to taste your salary.[emoji849]

 

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

At my funeral there will be no food, only tissues. You came to cry thats all...simple. [emoji113]

 

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