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[Numbisa]

A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: “AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!”

 

[Numbisa]

Husband takes the wife to a night party. There’s a guy on the dance floor dancing happily; break dancing, moon walking, back flips, doing shoki, sekem, etc.

The wife turns to her husband and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.” Husband replied, “Looks like he’s still celebrating!!”

 

[Romina]

A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu. The guy asks: “Do you eat like this at your mom’s place?”

The girl replies, “No, my mother doesn’t plan to sleep with me after the meal.’

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] jibu zuri sana hili

 

[myoyambendi]

17:18

 

[myoyambendi]

Jioni njema kwetu wote

 

[Adamjuma94]

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Dah hii naionaga sana siku hizi kbe ndiyo maana yake

 

[myoyambendi]

Amani itawale siku yetu

 

[myoyambendi]

Umoja na usawa wetu ndio nguzo

 

[myoyambendi]

Wasiotupenda watapita😁😁😁😁

 

[myoyambendi]

Haki na usawa ni muhimu

 

[myoyambendi]

Wema hauozi, tenda wema..

 

[myoyambendi]

Wema ni akiba

 

[sweetlee]

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[ras jeff kapita]

Poa mkuu.
Karibu sana

Shukran pamoja....
nitakuwepo...tuombe uzima

 

[Jabesss]

Sawa comrade

 

[Madame B]

Shukran pamoja....
nitakuwepo...tuombe uzima

Amina mkuu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ulipo tupoooo [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]