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[Numbisa]

*3 sperms* talking about the future
*Sperm 1* : i want to be footballer
*Sperm 2* : i want to be doctor
*Sperm 3* : i want........ Oh my God
*Sperm 1 & 2* : what's it ?
*Sperm 3* : our future is ruined, the bastard is masturbating

 

[ISIS]

 

[Numbisa]

Best Way To Avoid HIV.
Wear A Condom for the 1st Round, 2nd Round Don't Wear, 3rd And 4th round Wear, 5th Round You Don't Wear.
*AIDS Will Be Confused

 

[ISIS]

 

[Numbisa]

So you mean Satan was in the garden alone with Eve who was naked and all he could think of is to deceive her to eat an Apple????
That nigga is a gay!!!

 

[Numbisa]

Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn. Sister, What do you want to lose again? Your life?

 

[Numbisa]

A girl visited a doctor to complain about her private part does not grow hair anymore, the doctor ask about the type of work she does, she replied prostitution, the doctor laughed and said have you ever seen a busy road growing grass before??

 

[Numbisa]

Bleaching ur skin till u shine brighter than your future is not a problem, but the problem is having White Face, Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra?

 

[eden kimario]

Freeman na kiwete

 

[Numbisa]

Saying all Men are the Same is not my problem but Who asked u to try them ALL?

 

[ISIS]

 

[Numbisa]

Loving your man is not a problem. The problem is Changing ur Surname on Social Media and put his surname when he hasn't even Introduced you to his mother. Just Chill, i would hate to read your Post Later saying, "MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS"

 

[ho chi minh]

 

[Numbisa]

Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a problem, infact its very Sexy. The problem is wearing your Mini and looking all nice but when you see Guyz u try to Pull it down now forcing it to be long. Don't u see that u're deceiving yourself.

 

[ho chi minh]

 

[Numbisa]

Screaming during Sex is romantic and its not a problem. The problem is Shouting words like; "JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY". U're having Sex, Not a Church Service. And besides i
don't know if u're reminding God to Punish you Later.

 

[ISIS]

Freeman na kiweteView attachment 869823

 

[Numbisa]

Kissing your man is not a problem. The problem is how you do it. Stop making Sounds like a car Crash.

 

[ISIS]

 

[ISIS]