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[D A E M U S H I N]

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?”
― Chris Rock

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

mwanadamu unapaswa ujikubali, labda uwe muuaji mzoefu
― Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
― Cathy Guiswite

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
― George Carlin

My favourite comedian....

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.”
― Bill Cosby

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

“Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind!”
― James Patterson

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

Only the dead have seen the end of war.”
― Plato

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

 

[Kgothalo]

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[D A E M U S H I N]

“Intelligence plus character-that is the goal of true education.”
― Martin Luther King Jr.

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

“Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all.”
― Aristotle

 

[D A E M U S H I N]

unaweza kusubiri kufunga ndoa ila huwezi kusubiri elimu

 

[Kgothalo]

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[Pyaar]

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