Uzi maalum wa kupeana Likes: Comment chochote upate "Like"

[myoyambendi]

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👍

 

[myoyambendi]

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duh!

 

[myoyambendi]

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👍

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A gun is pointed to your head, you are given one chance to recite one full verse from the Bible. If you fail, you die.

Which verse will you recite?

 

[carbamazepine]

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If you know you know [emoji2221][emoji2221][emoji2221][emoji2221]

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[myoyambendi]

20:44

 

[carbamazepine]

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Halloween ndo nini?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Asiyekubali kukosolewa hawezi kuwa kiongozi bora" ( Mwl. Nyerere).

Waliojaribu kumkosoa Nyerere waliRIP mapema sana kamanda...

Mianasiasa [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Kgothalo]

Dear future husband
Kila siku unakuja na kuondoka wakati wowote nyumbani, kwani wewe ni umeme?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Nyinyi bado ni tatizo indeed wallahi mane lavusi mi [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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I am ready to be a step dady anytime, sir [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Kgothalo]

Dear future husband, naomba tu usiwe mwanaume wa Dar

 

[andjul]

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Uhuuu
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[myoyambendi]

Likes za usiku zinaendelea

 

[myoyambendi]

20:52

 

[myoyambendi]

Utu na uzalendo wetu udumu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Muda haurudi nyuma

Wanasayansi wanasema karibu watagundua kinachotokea mango (matter) inapofikia event horizon; na baada ya hapo pengine wataweza kuusimamisha na hata kugotisha arrow of time ambayo kwa kawaida inapaswa kusonga mbele daima. Hatari, hata hivyo, ni kwamba wakifanya hivyo pengine wanaweza kusababisha maisha yakome na hata kuleta mvurugano kwa kuingilia nguvu za uvutano zinazoshikilia kila universe, sayari, nyota na kila kizungukacho juu katika mahali pake.

Kwa hiyo usikate tamaa. Those ole good days might come back after all japo yaweza kuwa ni baada ya miaka mabilioni [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[capitalpool]

Nyinyi bado ni tatizo indeed wallahi mane lavusi mi [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dear future husband, naomba tu usiwe mwanaume wa Dar

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]. Ni afadhali awe mshamba wa Kisukuma kuliko mwanaume wa Dar?

 

[carbamazepine]

Uhuuu
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Shemeji nimekumisimo ujue?